Hand dryers suck

they blow. honest.

And, you can't walk out with washed, but not dried hands?

I can't believe slappy washes his hands.

dam you, roger, I saw the headline and instantly thought the same thing. But you had the moves.

I was hitchhiking in Colorado one time, wearing a light denim jacket and tennis shoes, and the temperatures suddenly plummeted to ungodly lows. The few cars on the higway whizzed by me, some occasionally giving me the finger, none stopping. I was near death as I stumbled into a small shack on the side of the road. It must have been some kind of roadside rest, but it wasn't heated. It did have one of those hand dryers though, and by repeatedly hitting the button I managed to bring the temperature in the room up to a level that would guarantee my survival.

To this day, though I don't use the hand dryers, I look at them with respect.

Well, no wonder you were freezing, wandering around with no pants on.

Wash your hands, and wipe 'em on your pants.

Sheesh. Boys.

I knew the possibility existed of someone making such a statement when I reread my text, but I took the chance.

Damn you, littlek.....damn you to hell.

file this under "wake me up before you go go"

he hangs around in public conveniances pantless, could it be..........gus is george michael

It seems you already have, Gus. Say, I have some pretty, um, zucchinis to show you in my garden.

Ya took the thunder out of my post. I was going to suggest that.

Works every time, and you don't have to line up to use the stupid dryer.

You must not be getting the good hand dryers that I have happened across. Although tis sadly true that some are not well made and deliver only short puffs of vaguely lukewarm air, others deliver a hot air punch that will warm you through to your toes. I can spend hours at the local bowling alley just whacking the big round button again and again just to enjoy the spray of hot air as it hits my hands...first wet, then dry, then burning to a crisp.
On many occasions I have even soaked my face in water and placed my cheerful mug under the air blast letting it dry my face and beard. Hot air on a freshly washed beard does amazing things to the facial hairs, not the least of which is the static electricity it generates!

What if he is wearing a short skirt ?

Sorry, when pimped out in a suit, I'm not wiping my hands on my pants.

Hand dryers suck.

i thought they were for drying off your penis?

Now that would certainly add to their appeal...although most would have to be set at a lower height.

I, too, thought this, until I tried it. See, the hot air really aggravates your genital warts.

Hmm. What's for lunch?

Having heard about the warts, I think I'll pass on lunch...