Toiletman update

Is this gonna be another Wendy's finger? He put the glue on the seat himself?

yeppers, it already is and yes he did (at least once before) well, not exactly as no one has presented evidence that there was any glue on the toilet seat other than this mans' proclamation of such. But, yes he has made the claim on at least one prior occasion. (and charged with making a false police report)

Anyone who sits on a public toilet seat without covering it or wiping it first with paper deserves to sit on sticky stuff. I have no sympathy and I bet his mother is appalled.

(yeah, he planned it - if you ask me)

A candid shot of Dougherty and the supposed offending toilet seat. It turns out it wasn't stuck to his butt after all. It seems he had stuck his head in the john and got it caught on his head.

Who can take a toilet
Sprinkle it with glue
Sit his ass down until he's sticking to
The toilet man
Oh the toilet man can
The toilet man can
Cause he wants to make some cash
And screw Home Depot real good

Diabetes? From a toilet seat?

Boo-hoo.

Hey Dougherty, I got THE CLAP from a toiletseat, and I ain't suin' anybody.

I had real hopes for this thread, Obviously SIc tranist gloria Thursday.

fade away
fade away
where do you go
when you fade away.
down the terlet.

What were the hopes for Monday?

they call it stormy monday
but tuesday's just as bad.

I dunno, G - I think the "Got the clap from a toilet seat" thing is right up there with "I'm from The Government and I'm here to help you."

All in all though, from what I've seen of relevant ensuing developments, I imagine Dougherty now wishes he'd kept a lid on the whole thing.

and sealed his lips.

Hey, folks, I had no idea that Edgar was a song writer! Way to go!

You know, I think I could manage to whistle to this tune. :wink:

I can just picture it now, a new reality show will come out of this story, you'll see!

Or, perhaps a game show?

Whom would he sue for the glue?
Can one sue for glue?

What was the glue to do?
Glue is supposed to glue!


Whom would he sue for the glue?
I don't think you can sue a loo?

Are the folk who provide the loo
(When a man does a number two)
Expected to check the loo
Each time for a trace of glue?

Whom would he sue for the glue?
What of the fella who
Allegedly placed the glue
On the seat for the fella who
(Cos he needed to go number two)
Perforce placed his pitiful glu
Teus maximus on the baneful loo?

CAN a man sue for glue?
Or is he expected to
Be able to wrest his glu
Teus maximus from the grip of glue?

I don't think I ever knew
A fella who made such a brou
Haha for a little glue.
I can see you would go boohoo
Over a wad of pooh,
That stuck to your cleanly glu
Teus maximus like glue....


Oh what will he ever do!
I can't think of anyone who
Would now let him use their loo
In case there's a bit of glue
And he should sue.

apparently the chap passed th lie detector test yesterday.

Fine writing, bunny!

He passed the lie detector test? Well, that might set lie detectoring back a few years..

I would have put glue on the lie detector chair.

Because I'm EVIL. Moo-ha-ha-ha!!!

Apparently, now everybody's coming out of the woodwork and wanting their 15 minutes of fame....