Phoenix, you have. But all the parking is diagonal.
Techno, AKA Slappy Doo Doo, has snatched us through a portal into Bizarro World.
We are forming a murderous posse to do him in.
Have any sharp objects?
PS--Techno.
Your new avatar has been reported to PETA.
That dumbell is far too heavy for that gerbil. Don't pretend you didn't know this. You are in very big trouble.
Math is the root of all evil. Possibly the square root of all evil, which I think you know, is much more sinister...
Techno
Yeah, you're in huge trouble there guy! Don't forget to log out before they take you away though, because you'll be in even more trouble than you already are.
The hamster will have to put the barbell down in order to log out. However, this will also necessitate getting off the wheel, which, as you are well aware, is the source of all power. Hence, all of the lights will go out, thereby obviating the need to log out.
So, either stay online forever, or try to log out and plunge everyone into eternal darkness. Your decision, kiddo.
I've got a bad back. Can't carry logs in or out right now. Sorry.
I'll log in and out if there's a salary involved. $5 for every time is reasonable I think. Techno, I prefer cash if that's alright with you ;-)
So, this is what I've been missing? High spirited hijinx. harangues, and hooliganism? You can get bad splinters from logging out. Careful or they will grab you all with a 'net! Speaking of Annette. she sure was a hottie in her day.
If you log out, you won't leave potato chips and cockroaches in the web
Raggy, dahlink.
Don't go away again. I need a well-spoken partner in crime.
You are veddy handsome. (Of course, I say that to all the celebrities.)
What's a net? A bunch of wholes together.
What's the internet? Well, it must be what's between the net, right? And that would be the antiholes perpendicular in reality to the net -- since there is only one net, one must leave this dimension to be between it, non? So it's a perpindicular, not a parallel, reality. If you leave it, then, aren't you really coming back (an exit here being an entrance somewhere else)?
Please don't correct me if I'm wrong.
Sign in, sign off.
Clap on, clap off.
It's all about The Clapper.
Clap clap clap it's the clapper.
Knock three times on the ceiling.
...twice on the pipe
>bonk< >bonk<
if the answer is noo--oooo.
You're once, twice
Three times a lady
And I love you
Yes, you're once, twice
Three times a lady
And I love youI love you
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Take a letter, Maria.
>bee bee bee bip bee<
Address it to my wife.
Say I won't be comin' home...
Gonna start a new life....
