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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 09:36 am
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
CalamityJane wrote:
Is he of legal age now?


It's been a long time since you could have been arrested for having sex with me. You've been missing out.


Hm, let's see - statutory rape ends with 14 years of age - so you must be
18 by now.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 09:44 am
14???

What state? I'm moving there.

In MA it's 17. Unless it's different for males/females.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 09:48 am
http://www.borge.diesal.de/oh.gif

Ooops, I'll check California again, before desertion preparations
are in order.
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 09:52 am
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
29.

Chai, I'm saying that when I lived further out from Boston, I'd always drive...and only have a few beers, NOT get drunk before driving.

Now that I'm right next to the city, I've been cabbing it, and getting absolutely smashed.

Therefore, I'm better off drinking & driving.

Please tell me that makes sense, before I have to make fun of you.


I'll let you know later....

Right now I'm going for a job interview, they're looking for polish workers.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 09:58 am
I didn't realize you were Polish, Chai.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 10:00 am
She sure is. If she had one arm, you could get her out of a tree simply by waving at her.
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 10:06 am
Merry Andrew wrote:
I didn't realize you were Polish, Chai.


actually, that was from some other thread, the one about getting all the Indians on the thread?

I asked if I could be on it too since I was Polish,
Slappy, who apparantly has no vowels in his last name either, informed me that yes, since I was Polish, I could be on a thread with all Indians.

It reminded my of a classified ad I saw when I was a kid, for a cash wash asking for polish workers.

I thought, HEY I could do THAT! I'd be a natural!

So, Merry Andrew, are you part of the culture that has taken the sport of bowling and given it the status of holy sacrement?
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djjd62
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 10:08 am
happy b-day slap

but remember drinking and driving is not good

you could hit a bump and spill your drink
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 10:10 am
Very close but no stogie. I'm Latvian.
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 10:19 am
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
She sure is. If she had one arm, you could get her out of a tree simply by waving at her.


Hi Slappy!

<WUMP> Shocked

ow, that grounds hard.
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 10:48 am
So last night, we're minding our own business, outside for a few minutes in order to prepare for the alien invasion (oops, I mean, enjoying nature after a long day of Bible study and charity work), ready to turn in, when we saw and heard a bunch of folks running down the street. The guy in front then fell into our South wall, almost knocking us over.

Then he started to run across the street, into traffic, but apparently his friend's girlfriend grabbed him.

We suspect that he may have broken his finger during the shenanigans.

PS Happy birthday, ya silly d00d.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 11:10 am
Dammit...you mean I did it again last night?
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colorbook
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 11:12 am
http://img450.imageshack.us/img450/4308/slappyweb4vz.jpg



I have fun making these virtual cakes...hope you like this one
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 11:14 am
That's a hell of a cake, colorbook.

Seems to me you gave me a plain donut for my birthday.
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colorbook
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 11:19 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
That's a hell of a cake, colorbook.

Seems to me you gave me a plain donut for my birthday.


That wasn't a donut, Gus.

When was/is your birthday? Give me a day and I'll make you a cake.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 11:33 am
Sweet. Booze and a half-naked woman. I dig it.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 12:39 pm
polish people think cheerios are donut seeds..
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 02:26 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
polish people think cheerios are donut seeds..


Ya mean they're not???

Slappy, I have alerted the Skwerl to your belated birthday and unhappy consequences thereof. Expect a call from him shortly, prob'ly gloating and laughing his fool head off.
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seibentage
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 02:36 pm
Happy Birthday Slappy. i hope you had a good on besides you running into a wall, maybe breaking your finger, and also trying to run into on coming traffic and almost dieing. But i hope you had a good one!

P.S. I did worse a few weeks ago, at a friends b-day. So don't feel bad. Very Happy
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2005 03:50 pm
Hey Slappy - Happy Late Birthday!
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