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Sun 11 Sep, 2005 09:08 pm
Unfortunately, not in the sexual way.
Get waved over by the cops doing a speedtrap on the side of the road.
Give him my license and registration.
"You got another registration in there, this one's expired."
"Um, probably...." Look around, no registration.
"And your sticker on your plate is expired, too."
"When did my registration expire?"
"July. Why do you have that sticker on your window?" (MA police sticker)
"My friend in an officer out in XXX, he gave it to me."
Cop walks away with my license and registration, I'm thinking how awesome it's going to be having my f'n car towed half an hour from home, and how the hell I missed renewing my registration. Cop comes back...
"Do you at least have insurance on this?"
"Absolutely. I just moved and got a letter showing the change in premium."
"Well listen. I just wrote you up a warning for speeding. 43 in a 30. Get this other sh!t taken care of tomorrow. I didn't even run your plate, because I don't want to see anything come up, my boss is back there with me. So just drive out that way."
How insane is that??? I should have had my car impounded. This guy was cool as hell.
What's the worst thing you've ever gotten off of during a traffic stop? Hate to say it, but I got pulled over pretty drunk a couple summers ago, he had me out of the car, I denied drinking at all, and was let go. I think this takes the cake though.
You forgot to tell us the part where you blew the guy. Understandable. I wouldn't tell that part either.
kickycan wrote:You forgot to tell us the part where you blew the guy. Understandable. I wouldn't tell that part either.
But I kept my eyes shut. Didn't make eye contact while doing it, so it's not gay.
Wow!
My brother had to go to driving school this summer for 5 violations, and some of them were expired registration and tags.
You lucky!
I've gotten about 4 warnings for speeding in about as many years. I often go above the limit, but not in a dangerous way, if you get my meaning, so they're not usually righteously indignant. Or maybe it's because I don't have any violations (recorded) in the past seven years, and they think their catch was an abberation. Anyway, luck is a factor.
ok I was scoffing a KFC burger after leaving the local for a couple of pints of lager, dropped some lettuce on my lap, looked down looked up and almost ran over a cop standing in the middle of the road with a glo stick thingy doing random breath tests....I thought "great this is it! " he was young and cute, I smiled sweetly with mayo all over my chin (yeah yeah I know) and after taking all my details, he told me to drive home safely!
...pheeeew!!!
Wow, KiwiChic! With the price of gas you mentioned, I'm surprised you didn't almost whack him with a bicycle.
LOL Im just glad I didnt have to prise him out, from under my car!
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