‘Possibly hostile’ alien threat detected new study claims

Electrospectrometry analysis reveals that the aliens are in a coma.

This is imperative to crossing the vast voids of space in order to abduct and probe sentient life on earth.

Their vessel has been dubbed the 3 I due to the visitors, who are on a scientific feasibility study, having three eyes.

The Alien Terrestrial Last Alert System picked up their position from ham radio signals sent by homo habilis about 1.675mya.

Travelling at around 3.2 times the speed of light, the probe is 150 billion light years away, well beyond the observable universe.

It is expected to arrive around Tuesday lunch time.

The forecast is cloudy with some rain.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3I/ATLAS