Are you questioning the democratic process?
Sturgis, did you know that Sturgis spelled backward is sigruts?
Do you know what a sigruts is?
According to Websters Dictionary, a sigruts is "a small child with a propensity to invade message boards and throw out skewed political beliefs. Typically from the South, but some have made it as far north as Vermont."
I am questioning the Republican process.
You should have worked harder at the last election.
Now look here gustavratzenhofer, I would resent that if I knew what it meant.
Sigruts! Indeed!
And did you know I could anagram your name?
Please don't Sturgie.It's Sunday shortly.
Sturgis wrote:Gee Amigo, I must have missed that news bulletin. Are you sure about not being able to support President Bush and the country at the same time?
Are you kidding me. You must have missed all the news bulletins.It is the patrotic duty of every american to dissent against a President who is destroying America.
Unless of course it was everybodies love toy Bill Clinton.
spendius wrote:Aw cum on now Amigo.That's way over the top.
You will regret that when you are older.
When I am older history will amend me.
"Who's On First" -- new version
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars.
Don't be so self confessedly silly.
husker wrote:Amigo wrote:Sturgis wrote:Gee Amigo, I must have missed that news bulletin. Are you sure about not being able to support President Bush and the country at the same time?
Are you kidding me. You must have missed all the news bulletins.It is the patrotic duty of every american to dissent against a President who is destroying America.
are you smoking dope?
No, Thats why i'm making sense.But Bush is an alcoholic and used cocaine
BBB
Sturgis wrote:Not one red cent has been sent my way yet Amigo. I just state my views as I see them (and occasionally I get deleted along the way). Now, how can I get you to see things my way?
Well, he could stay blinding drunk, high on heroine, whacked on cocaine, sniff glue, or try the date rape drug. Even better, he could get married.
BBB
I disagree with Sturgis on his political points of view, the ones that I've read, and no doubt he with mine, if he's read them, but... guy has a nice way with words, I always read his posts. Or, as the case may be, his stsop.
Osso made a funny!
And, I got it first.
