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							Mon  9 Jun, 2025 09:29 am
						
						
					
					
					
						No, we haven't got any mountains, ffs.
					
				 
				
						
														
					
													@izzythepush,
												No mountains? You must have a lot of unemployed Sherpas.
											
 
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
													@hightor,
												They're a bloody nuisance, always getting into fights with roofers.
											
 
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
													@izzythepush,
												So where do all the mountain goats live then?
											
 
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
													@cherrie,
												They've gone underground.
											
 
					
				 
																
						
														
					
													@izzythepush,
												That probably accounts for all the prairie dogs popping up lately.