MY GIRL

Atta boy Set, keep your sprits up. I have read with horror the torrid time you are having when you need the bathroom.

"Ask Setanta - I've literally pushed him out of my house into the snow over this."

Remember the YMCA:
Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause your in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy

Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything For young men to enjoy.
You can hang out with all the boys.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel...

heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee . . .


Yer a fit, Boss, glad to see ya have a big time . . .


The Girl is not to be trifled with, no bout adoubt it . . .

"The Girl is not to be trifled with, no bout adoubt it . . ."

Heck, I wish I had written that.



With apologies to Jane Austen. (1775-1817). Pride and Prejudice.

?'Not so hasty, if you please. I have by no means done. To all the objections I have already urged I have still another to add. I am no stranger to the particulars of your situation.

I know it all; Heaven and earth!?-of what are you thinking? Are the shades of dancing electrons to be thus polluted?' In the land of Waltzing Matilda the latest repose is to dig a ?'dunny' in the rear yard.


Elizabeth was forced to give in to a little falsehood here; for to acknowledge the substance of their conversation was impossible.

What's that i hear?

Why, it's Miss Austen, aspinning in her grave ! ! !

Why I do declare, I never even knew she could knit.