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Mon 29 Aug, 2005 07:35 pm
sometimes i feel like this but either i am to lazy or too into what i am reading.....what describes better your current condition???
Wow, that shower one... it was like you read my mind RG!
i think you have a negative outlook on life.
getting a bit heavy there, eh, monsieur logic?
actually, i'm getting light
I voted all of the above....... and then some.
You were almost right, except the refrigerator is only 10 feet away... Oh why can't I just blink my eyes and have the food in front of me.
Shower will be later...if I can drag myself away from the computer.
i gotta fart
but that takes muscle power.
If you wait long enough it will go into the reverse track and come out of your throat as a belch.
why fart and waste it
when you can burp and taste it
MMMM... dinner tasted particularly rancid on it's way back up, although the bacon was quite nice again.
(Can you belch automatically? It makes for very interesting conversation...I just never know how to stop)
actually, yes.
I learned that trick in 5th grade..
who knew it was a trick i woul never forget how to do.
I had to vote for all of the above. Plus I really need to do a load of laundry, but I'm too lazy to do it right now. I'm wearing my last pair of clean undies.
yea shewolf if i knew that trick before my chair wouldnt smell the way it does now
shewolfnm wrote:why fart and waste it
when you can burp and taste it
Being a person who has trouble with trapped gas, I'm not fussy about which end it comes out!
coul it be posibble to burp and fart at the same time?????maybe someting cool happens........or warm!!!
eeewwww!!!!
In this life I've found out that
all things are possible! One must be
ONE with the Force.....
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