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Sat 27 Aug, 2005 10:08 pm
When I was driving through a section of Alabama I glanced out the window and saw Stray Cat tending to her garden.
She was wearing a yellow dress and a dirty apron.
I honked the horn. She looked up and gave me the finger.
Intervention.
Anger management and all that.
Hey, aren't you the guy that stole that gasoline from outta that pump at the local gas station? Then ran over the poor ol' local gas station owner when he chased after you? The local police are still lookin for ya!
Serves the guy right for chasing after me.
If he would have just written down the number from my stolen license plate he would probably still be alive.
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