I invite all members to come make nonsensical and unwarranted use of each previous post on condition that none so involved are wabbits. It is important that we have a good interchange of idiocy free of the propagandizing of mere lapine ladies.
I do be fond of chicken, but i ain't never et no cartoon character . . .
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djjd62
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Thu 25 Aug, 2005 06:02 pm
now you're saying your brother dressed a raccoon like a scotsman?
got any pictures
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Setanta
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Thu 25 Aug, 2005 06:33 pm
They won't no statesmen involved at all, an' anyway, what does cartoon characters have to do with politics?
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Letty
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Thu 25 Aug, 2005 06:48 pm
Well, I had the most beautiful plant when I lived in Virginia. It was called elephant ear. I killed it. I can do that rather well to garden stuff. And now, because of the conservationists, they are gonna have to kill real elephants in Africa.
Bet not one of you here remembers the company from which Wiley Coyote got his contraband.
coyotes prefer chicken to road-runner. I've never seen a coyote eat an elephant in my pajamas. I've never seen a coyote anywhere near my pajamas, I've never owned pajamas.
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Setanta
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Thu 25 Aug, 2005 06:57 pm
The sexual habits of pachyderms and canids are not a topic for polite discussion, you nekkid sleepin' cowpoke . . .
(Do you really poke cows, or is that just a ugly rumor?)
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Letty
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Thu 25 Aug, 2005 07:03 pm
Down here, Set. They call 'em paper pokes.
Well, dys, if you see pink pajamas when there are none there, you had better quit drinking that American whusky.
Set was right about Acme. I used to do commercials for Acme Super Market. It went bust, too.
What poet has a bust just above his chamber door?
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dyslexia
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Thu 25 Aug, 2005 07:04 pm
I've never loved a cow or a horse for that matter, neither end.
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Setanta
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Thu 25 Aug, 2005 07:06 pm
Edward Albee Pie . . . that there bust was pallid, makin' me think it musta been the breasticles of a white woman . . .
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Letty
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Thu 25 Aug, 2005 07:13 pm
Did you know that there is a Paw Paw, West Virginnie?
Where oh where is little dj,
Where oh where is little dj,
Where oh where is little dj,
Way down yonder in the paw paw patch.
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Setanta
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Thu 25 Aug, 2005 07:14 pm
My pawpaw ain't got nothing to do with wabbits, elephumps er nekkid cowboys neither . . . anyway, we didn't call him pawpaw . . .
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dyslexia
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Thu 25 Aug, 2005 07:16 pm
Up montana way the men are men and the sheep are nervous, down in alabam the pigs take xanax. Here in New Mexico, the men serenade the ladies, the ones with the fire in their eyes.
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Setanta
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Thu 25 Aug, 2005 07:18 pm
Bring me the sultry wench, the one with the fire in her eyes ! ! !
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Letty
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Thu 25 Aug, 2005 07:18 pm
That's what the grandkids called my dad, but he claimed you couldn't be an official member of the clan unless you got yer shoes shined with a persimmon.
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Letty
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Thu 25 Aug, 2005 07:22 pm
Hey, you guys are too quick for me. What's that woman got that Diane or Bethie don't have?
I've seen fire and I've seen rain, but Katrina is not my cup of tea.
Are we allowed to mention marsupials?
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Letty
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Thu 25 Aug, 2005 07:29 pm
Goodnight, guys. This gal is gonna get in a pouch and sleep (I hope) and I ain't playing possum.
Did you know that there is a Paw Paw, West Virginnie?
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