What's he saying about my shirt?

lol

Clearly, she recognizes you as a Red Shirt and don't have much longer to live. She later realized that it would be too painful to place any greater amount of emotional time and effort on you. Sorry but you're going to die in some horrifying and/or embarrassingly obvious way. #demsthebreaks

She?

What have you heard?

That only counts if you can't do a better Scotch accent than Scotty, which everyone over here can do easily, even people who cant do accents.

Scotty wore a red shirt.

Anyway mine's not all red, it's got some yellow, but those may be mustard stains, it's hard to tell with all the garlicky sweat marks.

In a couple of days I'll take it to the river and beat it with stones, as we do in these parts.