"LETTING" the damn rabbit smoke itself to death?
LETTING?
If I wanted to smoke meself to death there would be no "letting" involved!
Harrumph.
1. First catch your rabbit in the trap.
2. Shave your head, glue on scar to face and obtain a fluffy white cat.
3. Stroke kitty whilst explaining plot to take over world / empty Fort Knox / vaporise London (not Paris, you could get good money for vaporising Paris) / ripping off the world's supply of diamonds / telemarketing Abcrunchers / insert mad scheme here.
4. Finish rant with "And now Agent Cottontail, you will be only a minor irritation. No one will come to save you now!!"
5. Listen to rabbit's reply, asking it to not use such a heavy Scots accent at key points
6. Leave the general area as your convoluted and fiendish device does its work (which won't happen, there's some trick involving a wristwatch, rabbit escapes and saves day)
7. Give up. Finish case of beer and order pizza. There's gotta be a lesson there somewhere..
Lawdy Debbie, don't you EVER sleep!?!
Is it true when AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSS becomes a New Republican Nation and Lord Chancelor of Cricket, is the currency going to be renamed and you'll have a 100 bunnies to 1 jumbuck
100 crickets to a bunny and 100 jumbucks to a roo?
I'd be happy to take 100 cricket bats to one bunny - anyone want to join in?
what the hell are all y'all talking about?
Look 'k, do I gotta explain everything?
Cricket bats.
Rabbits.
It's what we call in Bahstahn a Wicket good time!
Yes, you DO have to explain everything..... well, at least I'd appreciate it if you did. Maybe just a rundown of definitions for cricket terms....?
Here you are, littlek.
Come to think of it, maybe I should read this myself? Can't follow the darn game & always wonder what they're talking about when they refer to a "maiden over" (?), etc ...
http://www.accc.webcentral.com.au/Origin%20and%20Derivation%20of%20Common%20Cricket%20Terms.html
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hahahahaha! That's great..... I'm so in the dark about this game that I don't even get the translations.... sigh. Don't worry about explaining, it's a lost cause.
Is that a Googly as compared to Goolies - I'm confused also!
Wilso just posted several pages worth of cricket instructions on the tourist thread. I laughed my way through them. Quite a game.
Mr Stillwater wrote:I'd be happy to take 100 cricket bats to one bunny - anyone want to join in?
Simmer......growls softly to self.....
