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Thu 28 Jul, 2022 07:18 pm
You drive home after a hard day at work thinking only of your back deck and a cold beer.
After you exit your back door onto your deck with beer in hand you realize that you are not alone. There in front of you an arms reach away stands an alien. Now choose your next action from the list below or give us your own detailed reaction.
(Use your own imagination as to what form the alien has. For those with no imagination I well assume the alien to be Green with a helmet.
Your choices are;
1. Shoot fist ask questions later.
2. Introduce yourself in an effort to begin some sort of communication.
3. Run like hell.
4. Sit begin to drink your beer. Being neighborly and asking the alien if he or it would like to join you.
@Chrisnova55,
4. Sit begin to drink your beer. Being neighborly and asking the alien if he or it would like to join you.
@Chrisnova55,
Ask for a Green card. You never wrote whether or not he was another worldly alien or an earthly alien.
Take selfies with it or him or her to share on Facebook.
@Chrisnova55,
I would ask him what a deck is.
And what's it doing in my back garden.
@izzythepush,
And how did he make me think of it on the way home when I don't even know what it is?
Is this what aliens do?
Sounds like some sort of marketing ploy.
I reckon it's a scam.
@eurocelticyankee,
You've changed your tune.
Call Donald Trump and tell him we need a wall separating Earth from space.
Offer him a beer and ask if he's staying for dinner.
@Chrisnova55,
Offer them food, drink and a cigar, followed with a polite request if they have a spaceship, and if so would they be kind enough to give me a tour of my galaxy, starting with Alpha Centauri
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