Had a guy in a bad suit come to my door a couple of weeks ago. He introduced himself as an "area pastor," and said he wanted to talk to people about how we could prepare for the second coming of the Lord.
I told him I had a comfortable couch and some extra pillows and linens, and always have plenty of beer on hand, and closed the door.
I
am a little disturbed that Gargamel wears these on his nuts...