Reggae po-eem requests

Ok - I'm an author. Acclaimed on 6 continents - Yay!
It's all bollux & Wordplay - But... It makes some people happy, makes some people pee themselves laughing and some people think me 'above my status'.

I am just a guy who cleans up other peoples mess.

So - Give me ANY THING, a word, event, issue, etc.
And I'll Reggae-Po-eem ya, on da spot.

Pendeeng ya reequest.

Lol

Av yaself da luvlee day, by da way.