Calling All Vampires!!

I'm real, live, sometimes mysterious and of modern society. Once when I was little I got a bloody nose and the lady made me tip my head back and all the blood dripped down my throat to my stomach. I got sick off of it though. Does that count?

Slightly yes I suppose we all have a tendency to be a little curious of that side of humanity sometimes, even the people who strongly deny it like religious people.

Drink Deeply

I don't think you will find many "vampires" on this site, although I could be wrong. However, why not try the internet?

Aye. I am a Sanguinarian. My name is Dark Soul. I am a parking lot security guard at Wal-Mart. I must work the graveyard shift for obvious reasons.

Thanx for getting in touch Gargamel. Sanguinarians are probably the most known types of vampires there is. It's nice to see you're getting on with your life

coffees better. You have but to crush a senseless bean. You dont have to wound anyone to get off.

I prefer

Become a REAL vampire. The chicks will dig you even more.

Except not really.

Just recently, I was bitten by a vampire - so he said, in his
accent, what appeared to be Rumanian.

It is true vampires are VERY sexy. You know theres a chance you could turn into a vampire now CalamityJane

I shall look forward then to becoming one

Priceless, Gus! I must have that for a bumper sticker.

I recall the time that I was slowly trudging toward my house, lugging a bag of corn, when, inexplicably, chills ran down my spine. Then the silence was shattered by the sounds of thundering wings. I looked up.....



The vampire monkey was upon me! With little time to react, I dropped the bag of corn and flipped my pitchfork straight up. The monkey became entangled in the tines, several of them penetrating his body and sticking out his back. He grabbed the outer tines and started pulling himself off the pitchfork, and he looked mad as hell.

By that time I was running like hell toward my garlic vat. (very fortunate to own one of those.) Just as I reached the vat, the screaming vampire monkey had reached the tops of the tines and his wings began to spread.

I just barely managed to tip him into the vat before he became free from the tines.

He was vaporized.

I headed back toward the house and picked up my bag of corn.

What an exciting life you lead, Gus. Personally, I think vampires suck.

I'm sure they would agree with you Andrew they do 'suck'. And very good at it they are too.

Blood I mean

I looove the idea of Vampires, indeed i watched Gary Oldman be one for the umpteenth time the other night.

Re the nose bleed thing-Swallowing 'dead blood' can do your stomach no good, try not ot do it plus I think its now modern practice to keep the head level and not tip it back when you have a nosebleed.

Also in this day and age of HIV/AIDS I hope wannabe Vampires are not being too silly with the actual drinking of other peoples blood!!

If you want to read of an amazing historical Vampire read about a lady called Elizabeth Bathory.

I've read about them, but they seem a bit dodgy.

*nods*