How would you spend 30 minutes in the brain hat?

Animal brains!!!!?

Have you people gone over the edge?

aawww sozobe, you remind us of the things we take
for granted - like hearing your child's voice.


I guess if I had 30 minutes, I'd like to be in the head
of a dying person. I want to know how it feels, if they
indeed see their life pass revue, if they see a white light
and whatever else it is said of the phenomenon of dying.

A bit morbid, but it would interest me.

I think I would use my thirty minutes to be inside the head of a person who wanted to be inside the head of a dying person.

I don't think it is morbid CalamityJane, I think it would be very very interesting.

gustav, you don't want to be in my head, trust me!

I would like to be in your head. Or a portion of it anyway.

Why?

Why?

I think that's a very interesting answer CJane!

That would be something to experience before you had to experience it first-hand.

I was thinking about something like this the other day when our paper ran a series of articles about a woman who had decided to stop eating to hasten her death.

She wasn't diagnosed terminal so she couldn't use our physican assisted suicide law. But she was tired of living and hurting and she was ready to die.

It took her almost a month to starve herself.

I imagine those days were very much a meditation -- like patiodog was talking about.

I was going to say I'd like to experience silence. Maybe soz and I could switch for 30 minutes.

I'm curious about death too, calamity. But I guess we'll all find out about that in due time.

I think I'd pay to spend 30 minutes to experience playing a musical instrument expertly -- maybe the violin. Or to be a fish.

How about being in the head of a madman? Like Charles Manson lor Jeffrey Dahmer?

Or Hitler. Or President Bush?

One of those crazy bastards.

My first thought was also about experiencing sex as a male. Not just the orgasm, though...I want the whole experience from arousal to penetration to orgasm to exhaustion.

And I figure I could easily afford it, if the cost is prorated. It should work out to about $200 for 3 minutes. Yep, 3 minutes should do it.

CJ's answer was the second one I thought of, except that I wouldn't want it to last for 30 minutes, either.

Hmm.

Okay, here's what I want:

3 minutes of male sex
5 minutes of death
5 minutes of flying
2 minutes of standing on top of Mt. Everest
5 minutes of singing a duet on-stage with Bette Midler
5 minutes of swimming in a vat of chocolate at the Ghirardelli factory
AND
5 minutes of sitting on George Clooney's lap

Get rid of that George Clooney part and the rest of it is included in the three minutes of male sex.

Wowzers! Gus is on a roll tonight!

ROTFLMAO, Gus!

But yer lyin'.

Besides, I'm not giving up the George Clooney part.

I can replace George Clooney

If I'm payin' for it, I want the real thing.

I'll tell ya what you can do to simulate, for a lot less than $2,000.

grab both of your testicles and stretch them slowly away from the body (to a count of 30) until your arms are completely straight.

Then, release so they snap back really quick.

Repeat 20 times.

THEN.....
sit on the commode, and visualize what having your internal organize drop out between you legs. Ker-splash.

Then, go buy ice cream and rent how to lose your boyfriend in 10 days.

Listen to Chai Tea guys---she's got it right.

Re: How would you spend 30 minutes in the brain hat?


To be able to think like Ray Bradbury: in his ZEN & THE ART OF WRITING, he said that he cranked out stories; couldn't stop them from coming (it sounded like his brain was a giant verbal popcorn popper, LOL!). I'd like to experience that particular talent, get a feel for how it works and then (is this part violating the brain-hat rules?) take that knowledge back with me into my ordinary day-to-day life. Everywhere, I see kernels for stories, but I am abysmally deficient in being able to generate the actual story itself.

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Chai Tea, ROTFL! ROTFL!