American Politics (The Democratic National Committee)

How to Elect a Minority Democrat President (Jimmy Bo-Bob Brain)

First, you’ll want a French Huguenot town, your ‘base of operations’, ‘The Lodge’.

You tell a wealthy man’s wife, that the pediatrician, has to insert a small balloon, in an infant’s bottom, or else it will only have a rectum, not an anus, to hold its poop in.

This is true.

It’s why we can eat pork now, not just gruel, made from hay.

Pork, is in all the preservatives.

That way, we can move our bowels, and read books and literature, or any words at all.

Back in the day, only the priest, ate pork.

And he didn’t have a pediatrician.

So he pooped his pants.

Now, you’ll have a wealthy child in town, in a car.

And he’ll poop his pants constantly.

And he’s rich, and the girls, will all be lesbians, on the school sports teams.

And they’ll give him a police badge, for the father, who will spend exorbitant amounts of money, on the town football field.

He’ll be in a living misery, remembering his days in school, watching TV about failed fathers.

Internationally, this will get to the point of, once the Freemasons get involved.

And he’ll be racing around on the freeway, having to poop.

Running people off the road, with his police badge.

And the police department, will have to get rid of their town police department car insurance.

And casinos will open up.

And then, nobody will be able to leave town, because of the tax drought.

And everyone will divest their monetary and intellectual assets, and force others to do the same, offering competitive real estate deals, to Neo-Nazis.

Then, you’ll need the medical union.

You’ll want to encourage dart boards, as a gift, sell poker chips, at sporting good stores, and have radio promotions, for bachelorette bars, but sold by alternative rock stations.

This will cause men, to be hit by darts, playing poker, with girls that are practicing the ‘hippie’ lifestyle (getting crunk in the city), and then a man who failed medical school (he wanted to be a journalist, but it didn’t make enough money, it helped people), will rape her. She will become a medical worker, a scrub technician, and he’ll go back to medical school, and work for the local Democrats, as a children’s doctor, with much influence.

Finally, you’ll need your terror attack, produced by your arts and cinema movement.

When you’re a woman, in her thirties, you have to be in the back of an expensive car, and get a little kid to suck on a strapon you keep in your girdle, strapped down, as if its a penis.

Then you have a grand daughter, and send her overseas with the boy, to a desolate region, working for a foreign government, in film and comic production, for funding.

The grand daughter, will indicate that the boy’s slave, a rape victim, is the wife, and he’ll get shot, and soldiers will execute her.

She’s been raped, and the man caused a terror attack, she’s the wife.

And then the grand daughter, will go to a new country, as you.

The epilogue, is the great saying, created by this time.

Republicans, are any given voter, without realizing it. Democrats, however, have really hot apartments, and can’t focus on school, something paid for by someone else, but they aren’t using it. So they watch the news, without understanding it. You sold me, but not the Democrat. Let me teach you, how to sell a Democrat.

“We need cheaper air conditioning. This is inhospitable. Free medical care now.”

And now, you can elect a new running horse, for your race horse gallery, of mint coins.

For grandpa, to imagine that his military service, for a man of minority means, but Democratic goals, was worth that all mighty dollar his father promised him, when he was young.

And that little girl he met, whose father taught her, that a dollar bill, was a dollar bill.

Your grandparents, these Founding Fathers.