Funguy: An ancient fengshui arrangement of interior home furniture to get the most fun out of your guy when he's at home.
Heard an interesting tale from an Eastern European cabbie recently who told me of the time as a young man when he consumed a rather large portion of Amanita Muscaria, so much, he should have been dead, according to the doctor. Thankfully, he met Jesus during this episode and is now a devout backseat herbalist and cab driver, of course.
My first car was a Pinto station wagon. Among its glorious defects, other then rear-end explosions, the front passenger's side had a leak, so when it rained the floor would get sopped. After a few warm spring days I discovered a clump mushrooms growing there.
<flashing back to watching Creature Feature as a child>
Mushrooms will eventually take over the earth, but I think we should be able to stop them with plastic sheeting and duct tape. If not we'll have soup worthy of a world record.
creature double feature! Remember the massive multi acre sub-terranean mushroom from the x-files episode? Ity was hallucinegenic even.
I remember......eeeeeeewwwwwww!
littlek - it's because we're 'special' - actually real reason ... we are aliens sent to this planet to observe. Didn't realize y'all would think we're animals and friggin' cage us! Hmm, next time will come as mushrooms and infest your planet!
heehee.... sorry about that. Maybe we should organize an emu foreign embassy?
So a tomato and a mushroom go on a date. They go to a dance club, and the mushroom goes to the bathroom. When he comes back, he finds his date, the tomato, dancing with an onion. The tomato says "I've found a new date." The mushroom replies "why, but I'm a fun-guy."
Slappy, So you're the mushroom? As the "fun guy," you're being left in the sawdust....
c.i.
I KNEW that wasn't athletes foot like you said!
Yes, ci.
That wasn't a joke. Just a symbol of my love life.
Porcini or shiitake? (gotta figure out what I'm gonna' make out of you)
mmmmmmmmm....... I haven't made lo mein in a while. How do you feel about being sliced, stir fried, and smothered in oyster sauce?
