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What's Elvis doing right now?

 
 
Monger
 
Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 11:22 pm
Anyone out there got any inside information on this one?? Very Happy
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 11:33 pm
Yeah, he's living with us! Smile c.i.
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Monger
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 02:11 pm
I vote for retribution! Twisted Evil :wink:
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roger
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 02:16 pm
Wouldn't the more appropriate question be, "What would Elvis do in this or that situation?"
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maxsdadeo
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 02:17 pm
What he always does between 9 am and 3 pm.


Having lunch.
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Dartagnan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 02:18 pm
Pumping gas at a service station in Tupelo?
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 02:23 pm
He's got the gravewatch slot on a Goldies Radio Station, bats in the belfrey
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 02:28 pm
First I picked listening to his own music. Then I thought about it. I have a much better punishment. Listening to MICHAEL JACKSON music for all eternity! Laughing
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 02:35 pm
Elvis has pretty much decayed to his component molecules -which have been spread around by the usual activities of wormies and micro-organisms. He is, therfore, in the bodies and plants around his burial place - and these molecules are, in the way of such things, gradually spreading out.

Soon, he will be in all of us......
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 02:38 pm
That's cruel Pheonix, but then on the other hand, .................. pump up the volume
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maxsdadeo
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 02:42 pm
eeewwwww!!!! yuck!!!!!
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 02:48 pm
In honor of dlowan's response, see: http://www.letssingit.com/?http://www.letssingit.com/song/6kc4m4l.html for Mojo Nixon's immortal song "Elvis is everywhere" - hit it!

Quote:
When I look out into your eyes out there,
When I look out into your faces,
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of Elvis
In each and every one of you out there.

Lemme tell ya...
Weeeeeeeeeellllllll...

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Elvis is everywhere, man!
He's in everything.
He's in everybody...

Elvis is in your jeans.
He's in your cheesburgers
Elvis is in Nutty Buddies!
Elvis is in your mom!

He's in everybody.
He's in the young, the old,
the fat, the skinny,
the white, the black
the brown and the blue
people got Elvis in 'em too

Elvis is in everybody out there.
Everybody's got Elvis in them!
Everybody except one person that is...
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis.
The Anti-Elvis

Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in 'em,
lemme tell ya.

Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him.

And Elvis is in Joan Rivers
but he's trying to get out, man!
He's trying to get out!
Listen up Joanie Baby!

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Man, there's a lot of unexplained phenomenon
out there in the world.
Lot of things people say
What the heck's going on?

Let me tell ya!

Who built the pyramids?
ELVIS!
Who built Stonehenge?
ELVIS!

Yeah, man you see guys
walking down the street
pushing shopping carts
and you think they're talking to allah,
they're talking to themself.
Man, no they're talking to ELVIS!
ELVIS! ELVIS!

You know whats going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Traingle
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis needs boats.

Aahh! The Sailing Elvis!
Captain Elvis!
Commodore Elvis it is.

Yeah man, you know people from outer space,
people from outer space they come up to me.
They don't look like like Doctor Spock.
They don't look like Klingons,
all that Star Trek jive.

They look like Elvis.
ELVIS!
Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis.
Cause Elvis is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness

Soon all will become Elvis.
Everything everywhere will be Elvis.
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It's really Elvislution!
Elvislution!

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

That's right ladies and gentlemen,
The time has come!
Time has come to talk
To that little bit of Elvis inside of you.

Talk to it!
Call it up!
Say "Elvis, heal me!"
"Save me, Elvis!"
"Make me be born again
in the perfect Elvis light"

That's right!
You've got that Elvis inside of ya
and he's talkin to ya
He says he wants you to sing!
Everybody's got to sing like the king!

Like the king
Get that leg going now
Get your lip too.
Not no fool Billy Idol lip either
Everybody!
Yeah, we're rockin now!

Elvis is with us.
He's with us and he's speaking to us.
He says "Peoples!"
"Peoples!"
"Everybody!"
"Everybody got to sing!"

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Elvis!
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maxsdadeo
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 05:51 pm
http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/babysmiles.gif

http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/ARMS1.GIF

"Thank yuh, thankyuhveramuch"!!
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pueo
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 06:31 pm
as far as i know elvis was the quarterback for the michigan wolverines, elvis then became the starting qb for the kansas city chiefs and did pretty good. last year he played (badly) for the baltimore ravens. as to where he is right now and what kind(s) of music he listens to, i have no idea. Laughing
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maxsdadeo
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 06:33 pm
I think he is re-recording "Allison"....
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pueo
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 07:13 pm
oh, i forgot the 49'ers
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 09:00 am
Nope to all of the above!

Saw him last week, while being abducted by Zaphod Beeblebrox, we went to a little bar at the end of the solar system, where he did some stand up comedy and sang his hits. it was in an interstellar trucker cafe'!
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