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Did I overreact?

 
 
Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 06:23 pm
I was just outside cutting some grass alongside my driveway. Halfway through the job the lawn mower started surging -- fast, then slow, fast, slow over and over. I shut it off, wheeled it into the shed, and tinkered with a few things. Checked the plug, air filter, that sort of thing. Wheeled it back outside, fired it up, and noticed the same thing happening.

I shut it back off, went back to the shed and grabbed a sledge hammer off the bench. Then I went outside and spent about forty five minutes smashing the hell out of that infernal machine, cursing all the while.

Finally, the machine in ruin, I grabbed it by the handle and started swinging in circles, finally releasing the machine and hurling it into the ravine. It fell into a heap on top of assorted other pieces of machinery that I have tossed in there over the years.

Did I overreact? I suppose I should have had a cigarette or something to calm my nerves before I went after that sledge hammer. Too late now.

So, off to the store to buy another friggin' lawn mower.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 06:29 pm
Do you golf?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 06:30 pm
Yes, I do. Very good observation.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 06:31 pm
Laughing
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 06:32 pm
I thought I recognized the technique.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 06:32 pm
<grin>
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 06:33 pm
Yes you over reacted. You should have removed the salvageable parts first and peddled them at your next yard sale.
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roger
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 06:37 pm
That's probably where he got that piece of crap in the first place.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 07:07 pm
I would have humiliated it first, dressed it up in in a tu-tu and paraded it before other lawnmowers. I would have harrassed it about secretly being gay. Only then would I have grabbed the sledge hammer.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 07:39 pm
You have a sledge hammer?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 07:41 pm
But of course. Don't all A2Kers have sledge hammers?

Hmmm, perhaps a new thread is in order.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 07:43 pm
I have a hmm... whatzitcalled?
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 07:45 pm
A mallet, I have a mallet. It's got a hard rubber side and a soft rubber side.

Here's a pic of me and my mallet.

http://www.justinridge.com/Final%20Images/Gallery/Girlies/JR-Ms-Mallet.jpg
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 07:47 pm
That's a very nice photo of you, littlek, and you do indeed have a nice mallet, but we are discussing sledge hammers....

http://www.gp.lib.mi.us/information/about/Tools/sledgehammer.jpg
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 07:49 pm
well, then, I'll just take my mallet and leave.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:20 pm
All I've got is a tiny little ball-peen hammer.

I feel so inadequate.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:21 pm
There's a ravine in the swamp?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:22 pm
There's a ravine by the swamp. You very seldom find ravine in swamps.

Are you from Wisconsin or something?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:24 pm
I am.




Is this a mountaintop swamp?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:25 pm
This swamp is in the mountains, yes.

Next question.
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