panzade wrote:Anyways...sometimes Kicky's crap reminds me of my crap
Oh no! There CAN'T be two of them!!!
Is this some sorta "separated at birth" thing?
<running and hiding>
Hmmm...birth...interesting topic...do you remember yours? I remember mine vividly...all that goo, being forcibly squeezed through that scary tunnel into that painfully bright light, and then that big guy whacking me in the ass, screaming, my head feeling like a bruised melon...it was turrible...
a screaming man is always interesting
well, almost always
gustavratzenhofer wrote:I like car rides.
Me too! I have fond memories of the year you were invited to be Grand Marshall of the Tucker County Salt Lick Festival......I was chosen Kohlrabi Kween and got to sit on your lap in the back seat of that '55 Eldorado....Damn those were good times!
Who doesnt love a good parade?
And the less they wear, the better, too.
kickycan wrote:Yes...sometimes...I will post...just...about...any...crap...
That is an understatement.
Haha, Calamity Jane, did you mean Abbot and Costello? Elvis Costello was a seventies soft-rocker.
And parades are crazy fun.
Parades are just stupid. I don't think I've ever seen one interesting thing at a parade. Yet, many many people stand around like dim-witted dipsh!ts as the parade rolls by.
I like naked women. Now THAT'S something worth looking at.
Mebbe a parade like .... Mardi Gras?
Oh, and whenever there's a parade, being at one shows you have no life. Let me explain. They usually put together parades for significant events or holidays. So if it's 4th of July and you're at a parade, it means you're not out getting drunk, which you should be.
Not getting drunk on 4th of July=no life.
That's some great logic.
I hate parades. They really are pointless and you never get a good spot anyway.
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:Oh, and whenever there's a parade, being at one shows you have no life. Let me explain. They usually put together parades for significant events or holidays. So if it's 4th of July and you're at a parade, it means you're not out getting drunk, which you should be.
Not getting drunk on 4th of July=no life.
That's some great logic.
So what level of insane loser are you if you're drunk
at the parade?
Unless you're IN the parade.
When I have very young my dad drove a float in a parade. I begged him to buy me a coke and some ice cream. After about 20 mins in the huge truck, bopping along (I am prone to travel sickness) I vomitted all over the truck, covering the windscreen, myself and my dad.
Good times.
Slappy, you've obviously never been at a victory parade for the NEW YORK YANKEES!
Ha!
There was one parade I liked....the Red Wings parade when they won the cup.
kickycan wrote:Slappy, you've obviously never been at a victory parade for the NEW YORK YANKEES!
Ha!
Well it wasn't last year, sucka. And I wasn't at the one for the BOSTON RED SOX, either!
kickycan wrote:Slappy, you've obviously never been at a victory parade for the NEW YORK YANKEES!
Ha!
It'll be a while before you see another
people should parade naked
