@ascribbler,
Gardenia is right.
You’re too much of a coward to admit that so you go round making snide comments.
Instead of giving one word answers all the time, you could try having a conversation, tell an anecdote or something like that but you can’t can you?
You’re a very dull person with no imagination who is so desperate for the recognition you believe you deserve.
You won’t get it because you’re so easy to forget, even though you keep following me around I have to take a minute to remember who you are and that you’re so anally retentive.
As you have no imagination you take a prescriptive approach to grammar, an approach that only leads to stagnation and malaise which makes you the sort of person who would have called Shakespeare an upstart crow.