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Blame Swayze

 
 
Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 10:34 am
Agitated? Frustrated? Pissed off about something?

Take it out on Swayze. Why not? I mean, look at him.

On this thread, you may blame him for all your troubles.

Get that agression out of your system at the expense of Patrick Swayze, star of Cannes Film Festival Best Picture of All Time Ever Made, "Roadhouse."

http://www.patrickswayze.net/Patrick/pat63.jpg

I'll get us started.

Patrick, I'm in credit card debt up to my ass, so thanks for nothing, bastard. If you didn't make so many crappy films and have such a lame haircut, I might not be in such dire financial straits. Oh, and by the way, it's really humid today. Nice work, bitch.
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 12:25 pm
I hate my job and it is all your fault Swayze. If I don't find a job I actually like I'm coming and kicking your A$$... noody puts baby in the corner... b!tch!!

Thanks Garg... I feel much better now.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 12:27 pm
Patrick,
I wish you were 40 years younger , you hot mutha ufka you.
Because of you, I cant sleep with UGLY people,
>sigh<
it all your fault you piece of beautiful SHlT
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 12:33 pm
Just to be mean, I'm going to stick Baby in a corner. Take that a-hole.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 12:36 pm
I just got into another fight with my boss because I couldn't keep my big mouth shut. I wish I had the balls to quit, but I can't, and it's all because of you, Patrick Swayze, YOU F*CKING PIECE OF ****!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:01 pm
gargamel


this picture is for FAN CLUB members only.

is there something you are not telling us?
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:05 pm
Ohhhh... busted!!!!
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:06 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
gargamel


this picture is for FAN CLUB members only.

is there something you are not telling us?


Ok, so I have a life size poster of Swayze tacked to the ceiling above my bed.

Ok, so he's like the wind.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:06 pm
silence , gargamel, is an assumed YES
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:09 pm
Happy now? What other skeletons will you ruthlessly tear from my closet.


Goddamn you, Swayze. I blame you!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:13 pm
Gargamel wrote:

Ok, so he's like the wind.


what?
a constant tickle on yer balls?
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:20 pm
I found this message taped to the side of my compadres computer but couldn't make sense of it...

To Wong Foo:
I don't see how this thread can stand the Ghost of a chance of being sustained.


Thanks for everything, Love Julie Newmar.


What can it mean?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:22 pm
Laughing
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 02:09 pm
Sturgis wrote:
I found this message taped to the side of my compadres computer but couldn't make sense of it...

To Wong Foo:
I don't see how this thread can stand the Ghost of a chance of being sustained.


Thanks for everything, Love Julie Newmar.


What can it mean?


Some people measure their worth based on the length of their threads.

Some people actually paid to see "To Wong Foo."

I don't know these people.
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 03:53 pm
Dangit all, here I thought we were gonna get medieval on John Cameron Swayze's patoot. I mean, really, the Timex does NOT take a licking and keep on ticking. I've tried, and licking does not help the watch at all.
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