Are you ever game for Karaoke?

That would be a big fat no.

I saw a thing on the BBC local news where they were checking out singing voices. The song they asked people to sing was Fly Me To The Moon. Apparently that’s the best song to see if people can sing.

I do own my own karaoke machine. We bought it for the kids - believe it or not they used it all the time - I remember bringing it my girls sweet sixteen and it was a big hit -

My little one is graduating now and maybe I will surprised everyone, dust it off and bring it out for the party. You get the right group of kids and they thoroughly enjoy it.

I am not allowed to use it.

Yes! They didn't have to compel too hard.

No, my wife despises my singing to the point of violence.

Queen's Fat Bottom Girls

Above average

I might be tempted to belt out 'Fat Bottom Girls'.

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