Industrial microbiology

Well, if you're talking about pharmaceutical companies like Pfizer and Johnson & Johnson, one of their duties is to make money, and another is to not do anything criminal in pursuit of that money. They managed to accomplish one of those duties.

Industrial microbiologists roam the subways at midnight injecting random passers by with monkey sex hormones.

Somebody’s got to do it.

I just KNEW it!!!!

I think everyone does, they just don’t want to admit it.