Should we hook littlek up with Karl Rove?

Gus, that's a fine idea.

You know what else? Last night I was having trouble sleeping. "Why was that, Slappy?" you're probably thinking. Well, I was wondering who we should hook YOU up.

So qualities I know you want in a woman started running through my head. Subservient...nah. Weak and petite, nah.

Gus needs a woman who can put some elbow grease into the household chores, and in the bedroom where he can be dominated like the little bitch he is, I thought. Well at least that's what I was told by Mildred. A lady in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom, so the Italians say.

Who has this combination of beauty, feminine brawn, and grace? Nicole Bass, former female bodybuilder.

http://www.nicolebass.com/

You're welcome, my friend. Let me know when you would like to meet, I'll have my people contact her people.

Damn Slappy. Sometimes you're an effin genius.
Let's take a look at this babe.

And before anyone asks, YES it is really a female. A female that has absolutely abused the sh!t out of steroids.

Been there, done that.

yes, gus, I know. My ass is still sore, you bastard.

I thought it was Lurch from the Adams Family in drag, but I believe you Slappy.

But back to littlek. Now, I think that Rove is a decent guy for littlek, but wouldn't you think somebody more...christian would be better?

Who is that nutball who decided that the teletubbies were gay? That's the man for littlek!

Ahhhh, but the memories should erase the pain.

Was that Santorum, Kicky?

Karl Rove is gay.

Like the teletubbies.

Actually, I think Jerry Falwell was the guy who started the teletubby clamor.

Santorum, Gus? Don't think so.

YES! Falwell! Now wouldn't he be a better match for our girl, littlek?

What did littlek do to you to deserve this, Gus?


Did I miss something?

Hey Gus, how about you, me, Karl and Condi all go on a double date?

I would do Condi in a heartbeat.

Oh. Nevermind.....

Ann Coultur?