@glitterbag,
Rack and place it in upside down an in the center of oven. Yes, GRAVY IS VERY IMPORTANT (I herd from Trevor Noah that Rudy Giuliani makes his own gravy).
Ya gotta be ferless to try the 500 K bird . It sounds so irrational.
Im in charge of biscuits n turkey. Mrs F does ll sides, pies, stuffing (Shes doing cornbread with oysters this year)
I think I mentioned esewehere, I bought two turkeys (live) to live with the chickens and act as fox/coyote deterrents. So weve got 2 donkeys and now two turkeys, 150 sheep, 8 cattle, 15 chickens and a buncha cats in the barn. Oh yeh, and a komondoor herd dog .
I think were set for Armegeddon, Seriously, my wife is worried what we will feed these animals if theres a civil war over Pres Fagin and his toadies.