These are the songs you never want to hear again due to new pyrrhic, satyric lyrics and the noetic, zoetic poetic ersatz parody of arrows. Feelers free to add a DIY or nominate a deserving victopic.
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There is NO watershortage!!
Forums: Conspiracy Theories
Get It Outa Oldgrumpy's Head
Shortage of rain water
Is where the fresh stuff oughta
Be falling on the crops to grow
Letting any seed to sow
Grumpy can't squeeze it outa his head
Gentle breezes flow outa his head
Wither brain in a sea that is dead
But he can mouth what others have said
His shtick's a sea-lioning
Sargasso of opining
All regurgitated muck
Ever trolling mindless shmuck
Grumpy can't squeeze it outa his head
Gentle breezes flow outa his head
Wither brain in a sea that is dead
But he can mouth what others have said
Are there really shape-shifting reptiles?
Forums: Conspiracy
Old Grumpy
The Mindmills Of Your Wind
Round
Secret circles that conspire, wheeling deals within your spiel
Never ending or beginning Grumpy's feel for the unreal
There is no mental illness they must all be whacked on goon
The government made movies no man landed on the moon
Global warming's climate change is but a scientific hoax
And there's no such thing as atoms whereas gravity's a joke
Like the circles that you find on the score card of your mind
Rabbit tunnels that you follow for the paranormal news
Fakes so hollow that illiterates obtain a sounder view
Like a door that keeps revolving onto Edvard Munch's scream
It's the piffle that you peddle like a half forgotten dream
For unmitigated drivel you are clearly quite unmatched
A mind so full of babble that the brain's become detached
Like the circles that you find on the score card of your mind
Smart meters empty pockets, tin hats jangle on your head
Why did ET go so quickly, was it something that you said?
Ain't no such thing as science and evolution is a scam
The Pentagon owns Pizzagate and all Hollywood's glam
Dali's painting shows us all why Einstein's clocks don't work today
All those Stephen Hawking clones were working for the CIA
How the psychotropic sauces are put in your beans on toast
Why the autumn rain's not falling where the water's needed most
Like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning on your ever spinning spiel
As the images unwind, like the circles that you find
On the score card of your mind
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laughoutlood
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Fri 18 Sep, 2020 02:43 am
@laughoutlood,
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What's your favorite Chinese food dish?
Take it away
You're driving me, out of my mind
You send me on a trip, babe, every time
Your name might be Mono So Dium, Glutamate yeah
Hey, hey, hey, you're like MSG to me now
That's your initials now baby
You make me feel sounds, other people can't see
It's been that way, since you laid the taste bud on me now
Ooh, your name might be Mono So Dium, Glutamate yeah
Hey, hey, hey, you're like MSG to me now
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout
You give hallucination
Big imagination swirl
I'll be in deep concentration
Ooh o baby, you're a sensation
Wanna go out and walk
On the deep blue sea, oh yeah
I want to climb a mountain, but I know I'm too high for me
Ooh, your name might be Mono So Dium, Glutamate yeah
Hey, hey, hey, you're like MSG to me now
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout: karma
Blown outa my mind
(And all over the food)
Can the trinity be trusted as a Biblical Teaching?
Forums: Trinity, Jesus Christ, Jehovah God, Brother Rando
There's no other way out of here
Said the gospel's hand relief
There's so much illusion
I can't get no belief
Walk on water into wine
Can you dig the mirth
Nothing but bs on the line
We know what it's worth
No trinity's ever cited
In the comix you toke
There are many here among us
Able to know it's all a joke
But you and I, we've seen through that
And this is not our fate
So let us not talk falsely now
That Armageddon's late
All among the watchtower
Believers form a queue
Proselytisers come and go
God-botherers do
Outside in a reality
Logic throws in the towel
While others are reproaching
And laughter begins to howl
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laughoutlood
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Fri 18 Sep, 2020 05:33 am
@laughoutlood,
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livinglava
Dems respect diversity but how deeply?
Forums: Politics, Religion, Diversity, Ethnicity
The minute you walked in the place
We could see you were a man of abstention
No shiv-in-shuvva
A flower so refined
Telling us all what wouldn't be goin' on, in your mind
So let me jump right to the chase
You won't pop your cork with any girl you see
Liv-in-luva,
Spends too little time with thee
Wouldn't you like to have bible class
How's about some more laughing gas
It can show you some good ass
Jesus riding up en masse!
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laughoutlood
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Fri 18 Sep, 2020 05:45 am
@laughoutlood,
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I'm stubborn but NOT that stubborn. Afterlife/schmafterlife?
Forums: Religion, Atheism, Atheist, Afterlife, Principles
The exquisitely beautiful thing about the afterlife is meeting all the A2k proselytisers in real death, forever.
You know that it must be untrue
You know that I must be a liar
If I were to say to you
That there is a gate much higher
Come on reaper you're the scyther
Come on satan light my fire
Try to set a soul on fire
Time to equivocate is through
It's time to wallow in the dire
The burning smell is only you
Eternity becomes a funeral pyre
Come on beezy light my fire
Come on devil light my fire
Try and set r soul on fire
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laughoutlood
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Fri 18 Sep, 2020 05:54 am
@laughoutlood,
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Infinity
Forums: Science And Math
@Beaker17,
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Nobody in history or at the present time has been able to define it.
Unto Gettable
Indefinable, some say you are
An infinity, so near or far
Like an apeiron has rings to me
How the thought of you does things to me
Never before has something been more
Unto gettable in every way
And forever more, that's how you'll stay
That's why, squiggle, your incredible
That something so unto gettable
Has a whiff that's so regrettably skew.
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laughoutlood
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Fri 18 Sep, 2020 06:33 am
@laughoutlood,
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God did not eventuate September 26 World War III
Forums: Politics, Philippines, World War Iii
@peacecrusader888
One month is much larger
And one month is too small
And the ones that PC gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Ama
And his crystal ball
And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call...
Call Ama
And his crystal ball
When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Ama
I think he'll know
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And Red China's off her head
Remember where the Spratley's led
In your head
In your head
In your head
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laughoutlood
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Fri 18 Sep, 2020 07:48 am
@laughoutlood,
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Sekhmet Is Outside Of This Planet, Earth's Frequency Has Interference (Never Happened Before)!
@Revealing A Secret
Listen, I'll be revealing a secret.
Do you promise not to tell?
Whoa-oh-oh, closer
Let me whisper in your ear
Numerology is drear
You're in love with woo, a woo woo oo
Listen (doo da do), do you want to know a secret? (doo da do)
Do you promise not to tell? (doo da do)
Whoa-oh-oh, closer (doo da do)
Let me whisper in your ear (doo da do)
Numerology is crap
Sekmet's mindless pap, a woo woo oo
We've known this secret from since time began
Everyone knows, it's a sham
Listen (doo da do), do you want to know a secret? (doo da do)
Do you promise not to tell? (doo da do)
Whoa-oh-oh, closer (doo da do)
Let me whisper in your ear (doo da do)
Say the words you long to hear
Your in love with woo, a woo a woo a woo a woo
I just told you how how it's a gonna to be
I'm going to whip your back for free
BDSMing you night and day
Psychopathic till you fade away
Have I mentioned I get off that way?
Narcissism is my only jack
I need to show you when I want to whack
My love for me is just so unreal
My love for you isn't how I feel
A love for real just fades away
I'm a-gonna tell you how it's gonna be
You're gonna listen up to me
My love for me is more than one day
My love for me is all I can say
My love for me is all I have today
Ooo, in Wuhan City son, it's pretty glum
When you gonna make it be mine, carona
Ooo, the flying spittle comes, microbic yum
Got it coming all down the line, carona
Never gonna stop, give it up, wash your dirty hand
Will I go get it caught from the touch of another land
My, my, my, eye-eye, choo
M-m-m-my carona
Come a little closer, hun, will ya hun
Close enough to spit in my eye, carona
If this a conspiracy, tell it to me
Runnin' down a throat almost dry, carona
Never gonna stop, give it up, wash your dirty hand
Will I go get it caught from the touch of another land
M-m-m-my carona
M-m-m-my carona
When you gonna give to me, give it to me
Is it just a matter of time, carona
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Or is it just a game in my mind. carona
Never gonna stop, give it up, wash your dirty hand
Will I go get it caught from the touch of another land
My, my, my, eye-eye, choo
My, my, my, eye-eye, choo