LAUGHOUTLOOD PARODY COMPILATION

The Mindmills Of Your Wind

Round
Secret circles that conspire, wheeling deals within your spiel
Never ending or beginning Grumpy's feel for the unreal
There is no mental illness they must all be whacked on goon
The government made movies no man landed on the moon
Global warming's climate change is but a scientific hoax
And there's no such thing as atoms whereas gravity's a joke
Like the circles that you find on the score card of your mind

Rabbit tunnels that you follow for the paranormal news
Fakes so hollow that illiterates obtain a sounder view
Like a door that keeps revolving onto Edvard Munch's scream
It's the piffle that you peddle like a half forgotten dream
For unmitigated drivel you are clearly quite unmatched
A mind so full of babble that the brain's become detached
Like the circles that you find on the score card of your mind

Smart meters empty pockets, tin hats jangle on your head
Why did ET go so quickly, was it something that you said?
Ain't no such thing as science and evolution is a scam
The Pentagon owns Pizzagate and all Hollywood's glam
Dali's painting shows us all why Einstein's clocks don't work today
All those Stephen Hawking clones were working for the CIA
How the psychotropic sauces are put in your beans on toast
Why the autumn rain's not falling where the water's needed most

Like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning on your ever spinning spiel
As the images unwind, like the circles that you find
On the score card of your mind

You're driving me, out of my mind
You send me on a trip, babe, every time
Your name might be Mono So Dium, Glutamate yeah
Hey, hey, hey, you're like MSG to me now
That's your initials now baby

You make me feel sounds, other people can't see
It's been that way, since you laid the taste bud on me now
Ooh, your name might be Mono So Dium, Glutamate yeah
Hey, hey, hey, you're like MSG to me now
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout

You give hallucination
Big imagination swirl
I'll be in deep concentration
Ooh o baby, you're a sensation
Wanna go out and walk
On the deep blue sea, oh yeah
I want to climb a mountain, but I know I'm too high for me

Ooh, your name might be Mono So Dium, Glutamate yeah
Hey, hey, hey, you're like MSG to me now
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout: karma
Blown outa my mind
(And all over the food)

There's no other way out of here
Said the gospel's hand relief
There's so much illusion
I can't get no belief

Walk on water into wine
Can you dig the mirth
Nothing but bs on the line
We know what it's worth

No trinity's ever cited
In the comix you toke
There are many here among us
Able to know it's all a joke

But you and I, we've seen through that
And this is not our fate
So let us not talk falsely now
That Armageddon's late

All among the watchtower
Believers form a queue
Proselytisers come and go
God-botherers do

Outside in a reality
Logic throws in the towel
While others are reproaching
And laughter begins to howl

The minute you walked in the place
We could see you were a man of abstention
No shiv-in-shuvva
A flower so refined
Telling us all what wouldn't be goin' on, in your mind
So let me jump right to the chase
You won't pop your cork with any girl you see
Liv-in-luva,
Spends too little time with thee

Wouldn't you like to have bible class
How's about some more laughing gas
It can show you some good ass
Jesus riding up en masse!

You know that it must be untrue
You know that I must be a liar
If I were to say to you
That there is a gate much higher

Come on reaper you're the scyther
Come on satan light my fire
Try to set a soul on fire

Time to equivocate is through
It's time to wallow in the dire
The burning smell is only you
Eternity becomes a funeral pyre

Come on beezy light my fire
Come on devil light my fire
Try and set r soul on fire

Unto Gettable

Indefinable, some say you are
An infinity, so near or far
Like an apeiron has rings to me
How the thought of you does things to me
Never before has something been more

Unto gettable in every way
And forever more, that's how you'll stay
That's why, squiggle, your incredible
That something so unto gettable
Has a whiff that's so regrettably skew.

One month is much larger
And one month is too small
And the ones that PC gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Ama
And his crystal ball

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call...
Call Ama
And his crystal ball

When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Ama
I think he'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And Red China's off her head
Remember where the Spratley's led
In your head
In your head
In your head

Listen, I'll be revealing a secret.
Do you promise not to tell?
Whoa-oh-oh, closer
Let me whisper in your ear
Numerology is drear
You're in love with woo, a woo woo oo

Listen (doo da do), do you want to know a secret? (doo da do)
Do you promise not to tell? (doo da do)
Whoa-oh-oh, closer (doo da do)
Let me whisper in your ear (doo da do)
Numerology is crap
Sekmet's mindless pap, a woo woo oo

We've known this secret from since time began
Everyone knows, it's a sham

Listen (doo da do), do you want to know a secret? (doo da do)
Do you promise not to tell? (doo da do)
Whoa-oh-oh, closer (doo da do)
Let me whisper in your ear (doo da do)
Say the words you long to hear
Your in love with woo, a woo a woo a woo a woo

I just told you how how it's a gonna to be
I'm going to whip your back for free
BDSMing you night and day
Psychopathic till you fade away
Have I mentioned I get off that way?

Narcissism is my only jack
I need to show you when I want to whack
My love for me is just so unreal
My love for you isn't how I feel
A love for real just fades away

I'm a-gonna tell you how it's gonna be
You're gonna listen up to me
My love for me is more than one day
My love for me is all I can say
My love for me is all I have today

I only live one's
Four two it seems
Is eight out for lunch
Too three's is obscene

Facts drift through my ears
Wholly seven's blame
When five tens appear
It's six nines je t'aime

My love is in danger
Some reckon it's gone
I think it is stranger
When the danger is on

This scream is for you
Pay Edvard Munch
Make one dream come true
You only live one's

My love is in danger
Some reckon it's gone
I think it is stranger
When the danger is on

This scream is for you
Pay Edvard Munch
Make one dream come true
You only live one's

Ooo, in Wuhan City son, it's pretty glum
When you gonna make it be mine, carona
Ooo, the flying spittle comes, microbic yum
Got it coming all down the line, carona

Never gonna stop, give it up, wash your dirty hand
Will I go get it caught from the touch of another land
My, my, my, eye-eye, choo
M-m-m-my carona

Come a little closer, hun, will ya hun
Close enough to spit in my eye, carona
If this a conspiracy, tell it to me
Runnin' down a throat almost dry, carona

Never gonna stop, give it up, wash your dirty hand
Will I go get it caught from the touch of another land
M-m-m-my carona
M-m-m-my carona

When you gonna give to me, give it to me
Is it just a matter of time, carona
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Or is it just a game in my mind. carona

Never gonna stop, give it up, wash your dirty hand
Will I go get it caught from the touch of another land
My, my, my, eye-eye, choo
My, my, my, eye-eye, choo

M-m-m-my carona
M-m-m-my carona
M-m-m-my carona
M-m-m-my carona

Ooo who, my carona
Woo who, my carona
You too. my carona