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Gus is BACK!

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 04:01 pm
nimh wrote:
dlowan wrote:
YOU think sperm looks a lot like paperwork......

Ehmm ... perhaps not all ...? Shocked


Well, this is what Soz's signature line says:

"Sperm can look a lot like paperwork."


Doesn't say WHICH sperm, I allow you.

Perhaps the whiter, grainier, ones?

Or the ones wiv wee glasses and pens? Or mouses?
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 04:14 pm
Eeeeeeewww
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 04:20 pm
Scared of mouses?
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 04:25 pm
I know why we're celebrating with fireworks tonite! WELCOME BACK, GUS!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 05:58 pm
Hey, thanks, CI. My travels aren't as extensive and exotic as yours, but I go places where you would fear to tread.
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 06:14 pm
I have SW envy. My cousin lives in UT. Gus went to the canyonlands..... sigh.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 06:17 pm
BBB
What's the big deal?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 06:19 pm
Leave it to BBB to rain on my parade.

And I thought we were friends.
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 06:20 pm
BBB - you live out there - have you always?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 06:20 pm
I think I may have seen Diane and Dys camping out in a park in New Mexico. It sure looked like the photographs I've seen of them. I nodded my head as I walked by. Diane smiled and Dys grunted.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 06:25 pm
Is he still lurking about??

==
Isn't sperm less like paperwork and more like tissue work?
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 06:36 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Leave it to BBB to rain on my parade.

And I thought we were friends.


Sorry, Gus, I'm just pissed that you left me wandering the desert when you returned home.

BBB
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 06:47 pm
Actually, there were quite a few of us wandering the desert....seems most of us lost our direction. Wink
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 06:47 pm
Deserts are for wandering in.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 07:00 pm
BBB
I hate to rat on Gus, but he left me wearing my gownless evening strap and I got one hell of a sun burn.

BBB
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 07:01 pm
Only if your name is Lawrence of Arabia. Wink
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kirsten
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 07:01 pm
littlek wrote:
Deserts are for wandering in.


And desserts are for wallowing in. If I eat one more bite of strawberry shortcake.....

I'm so glad Gus found his way home. Very Happy
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jul, 2005 09:40 pm
Oh, how wonderful! This is GREAT!!! Gus is finally back! I'm so happy I could...(almost)...hug him!

Lessee now...where's that pole?

http://www.oceansports.ca/2004_products/2004%20Products%2072dpi%20jpegs/2004%20Accessories%20Water/Ten%20FooT%20Pole%202004/Tournament-Pole.jpg

{{{long distance smooch}}}
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jul, 2005 04:29 am
cicerone imposter wrote:
Only if your name is Lawrence of Arabia. Wink


Or 'Testicle of Spermicia'.








Right!! This is the Stillwater Lesson on WNTDIC (What-Not-2-Do-In-Cyberspace) - If you mention the words 'Gus' and 'sperm' and 'ten-foot' IN THE SAME SENTENCE, bad things will happen!!!!

I have spent like 'years' warning you of the risks involved in just typing blindly on your terminals, BUT DO YOU LOT LISTEN?!?!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jul, 2005 04:37 am
No - you don't!!

You want goat-molesting perverts and wabbits and bald-headed demigogs and weirdos in the middle of the night and like-minded scum invading your lives and stealing your identity, racking up purchases on your credit cards, drinking all the booze in your fridge and taking liberties with your partners and peeing in your potted plants.....
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