What is the benefit of hiring business litigation lawyers?

I await the inevitable spam that's coming.

And if you don't know what a lawyer does, you're probably not well suited for being in business.

Three reasons why scientists should use business litigation lawyers instead of rats.

1 There's more of them than there are rats.

2 You don't get attached to them like you would do a rat.

3 There's certain things a rat won't do.