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Fri 21 Mar, 2003 09:54 am
Can you get better than the Victoria Secrets catalog?
C'mon!
It's like a free SI swimsuit issue every month.
Notice how they start with the regular outfits, then move on to the bedroom stuff, then lingere at the end. Good times, I tell you.
My favorite magazine.
Had a male housemate who would abscond with my VS catalogues. When he moved out I found a stack of them in his room. Creepy.
Yeah. I mean, I just heard.
What I really meant to say, was "there's a slim possibility I may enjoy this publication, but I realize women are people, and not pieces of meat, so probably not."
Or something to that effect.
Enlightened Slappy. Yikes. Scarier than a musclebound chick with giant fake boobs and some, um, growth.
Soz, you're all about that "growth" I told you about, huh?
Oooh, yeah, just thinking about that big ol' pockmarked face, all slathered in pancake makeup, and the freakishly disproportionate body, bustin' out (all over!) from a teeny tiny bikini, makes me want to...
...hurl.
However, if I can make Slappy think of this rather revolting specimen every time he opens a Victoria's Secret catalogue, I've done my Feminist Good Deed of the Day.
Right?
[size=7](Originally posted this on the "Nature of Patriotism" thread... WHOOPS!)[/size]
That's the second worse curse I've ever heard.
Your feminist curse was foiled. I looked at the catalog(just to make sure), and they still looked hot.
aaah,I see this thread has nothing to do with literally punching clowns....which is something I´ve ALWAYS WANTED TO DO BECAUSE I DESPISE THEM.No,it´s about something else entirely and yet again I´ve been mis-led.
Actually, it does have something to do with punching clowns...punching the clown.
Sheesh, Slappy, where's the truth in advertising (vis a vis the thread title)??? I was in for some major clown-punching meself. Ah, well.
But in the meantime - the ABA Journal recently reported (I swear this is true) a small lingerie shop somewhere in the heartland was sued by Victoria's Secret for trademark infringement. Name of the small lingerie shop? Victor's Secret.
"Victor's?"
They must have a nice selection of man-bras.
I kinda wondered about stuff like that myself (camisoles for that special guy in your life, etc.).
If they had carbras, would it be Volvo's secret?
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