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Mon 13 Jun, 2005 06:00 am
Well, Kicky left on the 27th May and should be back any day now.... I think he went for two weeks, which means he should have been back on the 10th June....where is the boy?
Do you think he has found true love in Italy?
Is he at this moment, strolling through the mountains with a shotgun strapped over his shoulder, keeping a respectful distance from the young lady, while her entire family follows on behind, just to make sure that the courtship rituals are adhered to?
Or do you just think that he has come home in a laid back "Post holiday" frame of mind, and cant be arsed to log in?
Let's gossip about him anyway............
That is, we'll gossip about him WHEN YOU ALL WAKE UP OVER THERE!
COME ON.....HANDS OFF C*CKS AND ON WITH SOCKS!
Maybe he's so worn out from the Italian ladies he had to take a few days of rest upon his return.
maybe he discovered he is gay...
I'm going with shewolfs idea.
Nobody can talk about sex as much as he does without having something to hide.
or,
it fell off.
some foreign disease that you can only g et when you masturbate for several hours on end to the thoughts of foreign animals.
I'm guessing he was kidnapped by a hairy older Sicilian lady - and to his shock, he discovered he loved every minute of it. And now he's too embarassed to show up here and admit it all, as he knows we will pester him into doing so.
That's no lady. That's my wife.
Nah, scratch that, Kicky and "too embarassed to tell" dont go in one sentence together
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Your wife kidnapped Kicky, Pdog?
I'm hoping he snuck away from his parents for a few days and found lerve. With man or woman or beast.
nimh wrote:Your wife kidnapped Kicky, Pdog?
Matches the description.
(I'm 99.99% sure she doesn't post on A2K...)
nimh wrote:Your wife kidnapped Kicky, Pdog?
Can't be. She chose pdog - she has some taste
<slightly worried about the whereabouts of il nostro caro Chichicano>
the prince wrote:nimh wrote:Your wife kidnapped Kicky, Pdog?
Can't be. She chose pdog - she has some taste
A taste....
.....for human flesh!
(I'm sure he be fine, osso.)
what-who ever he is doing, I hope he is having fun
Kicky wants us all to think he has found love that is why we have not heard from him.
Please the women in Italy are used to these dark handsome skilled lovers - kicky would not be able to pull a fast one over them.
kickycan wrote:...The worst that can happen is that we miss the flight and get back to New York way late and then I have to call in and tell them that I can't come in to work on Monday...hey, that's not a bad scenario at all, actually...
Sounds to me like they were due to come home yesterday. So our Kicky isn't late, just jet-lagged or perhaps stuck in a London airport.
I know, I know, he was picked up for smuggling wild boar sausage...
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