@tsarstepan,
Issue a threat in the form of a poem.
I have a dog with savage claws
Bloodshot eyes
And gnashing jaws
His teeth are long and pointed
And his legs are double jointed
He often has a pussy cat for tea.
He has lots of nasty habits
like eating bunny rabbits
And if you say it isn't true
I'll set my dog on you
And he'll bite your bloody head off
Just you see.
(Misremembered from
The Goodies File.)