If you invent a new dance Slappy, I think you'll be ok. How about the Slappy Chicken? :-D
Or the Slaphappy Chicken maybe?
Perhaps, for Slappy, the "sloppy chicken"?
How about the slappy chicken doo hoo
kinda has a dance ring to it
Methinks, Slappy, youse should take each idea for a few twirls and find out what's really YOU.
I've been known to get a little inventive on the dance floor after a few "sodas."
Shake it, slappy, shake it!
Everyone up on the dancefloor to do the Slappy Chicken.
I danced with the devil a few times, (man, we were good together) then I married him, and the dance ended:(
Slappy, wanna dance?
Are you sure you're ready for the Slappy Chicken Misti? I've danced with the Devil more than once!
Gezzy, I've danced with him more than once, and once more than I wanted to.
He doesn't change his tune, nor his goal!
"Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight"
sounds SO much better than
"Have you slapped the chicken on the disco floor?"
Who wants to slap my...
nevermind.
...from Lynn, Hell would be a step up.
Would you buy a used car from this man?
With my greased back hair, shirt buttoned down exposing my overly-hairy chest, 5 fake gold chains, 6 squirts of Drakkar Noir, and power-close lines like "what do I have to do, to sell you a car," how could one resist?
"I'm too sexy for my hat, I'm too sexy for my cat".
