The official "Let's talk about Msolga" thread

I will be back later to post on this topic but right now I am busy in the yard burying the cat, the cat is objecting.

I heard Msolga gave birth to a T-bone steak. The afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms.

I guess I'll go first.

Msolga, unbeknownst to her, once talked me down from a ledge.

I was standing on this narrow concrete precipice overlooking the streets of New York, some 50 stories below, contemplating suicide because of a rather hurtful verbal sling Kickycan had just directed at me -- something about my advancing age and the prodigious amount of manure on my shoes - and Msolga jumped into the mix and dissuaded me from taking the plunge.

She told me that she loved me and that her life would be meaningless if I was to exit the planet in such an unceremonious and graphic fashion.

I was startled by the admission of love and scurried from the ledge as the crowd below voiced their displeasure in a chorus of boos.

I called msolga and asked her out for dinner, while at the same time expressing my gratitude for her intervention and she had the nerve to tell me that she made the plea because she had placed a twenty dollar wager, with the odds being 100-1 that I wouldn't jump.

"Get lost, you stupid old capybara farmer!' she screamed at me as she slammed down the phone.

But, inexplicably, I still like that old broad from down under.

That's my story. And I'm sticking to it.

I guess I won't go first. Dyslexia and Slappy, as always, jumped into the foray while I typed.

The dirty bastards.

I have always found her to be just of the finest sort.

Thanks, Brandon. I think this thread is going to take off like a runaway train.

And you provided the impetus.

All part of the service.

The book of Johnny Appleseed was based on Msolga...except for the part about planting apple seeds and raping men.

<raising one eyebrow, Joan Crawford style>

Msolga is terrific! Why? Because I said so!

Eva, would you consider Msolga to be the most valuable member of this prestigious community?

I am of that opinion.

I like Msolga 'cause she's so angry and bitter. She mocks people, and that's always funny.

The peppy folks, like Gus and Kicky, really get on my nerves.

I think that Msolga might like me, and I like people that like me, so I might like Msolga!

MsOlga doesn't like pink!
MsOlga doesn't like the current Australian government.

There's no more to say!

It has to be either her or you, Gus. Hard to decide.

Msolga is an angel with attitude.

The softness of silk - the strength of high tensile steel.....

And funny.

....to say nothing of her patient understanding. She does not suffer fools gladly, but dispatches them with mercy.

I could just swear she's awinkin' at me allatime . . .

Setanta--

You just think that of all the girls.

But they is, they is . . . i swear it . . .