This could be for the "what made you grit your teeth today" thread....
The one that goes - IF YOU'RE NOT COMPLETELY APPALLED, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN PAYING ATTENTION.

(this is me looking appalled)
Jesus....get a grip, will ya?
Yeah, and I know someone who still says "Are we having fun yet?" on a regular basis. OH, and she still wants to give people "high fives"
My gut clenches in embarrassment for someone when I hear this stuff.