Today is my birthday and what do I see? Hallmark Stores full of Mother's Day cards, television advertising Mom, this, buy Mom that, take Mom here.
Restaurants and newspaper fliers advertising specials for Mom.
Where is the Happy Birthday Throbber section at the Hallmark Store?
Where is the Special Blue Rose Bouquet at the florist?
Where is the 18 oz. Throbbing Prime Special at Outback?
Nowhere that's where. And I'll have you know I've been responsible for quite a few girls becoming Mothers.
So unfair
I'm sulking.