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Today is my birthday and what do I see? Hallmark Stores full of Mother's Day cards, television advertising Mom, this, buy Mom that, take Mom here.
Restaurants and newspaper fliers advertising specials for Mom.

Where is the Happy Birthday Throbber section at the Hallmark Store?

Where is the Special Blue Rose Bouquet at the florist?

Where is the 18 oz. Throbbing Prime Special at Outback?

Nowhere that's where. And I'll have you know I've been responsible for quite a few girls becoming Mothers.

So unfair Sad

I'm sulking. Evil or Very Mad

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That's unfair. So, let me say you happy birthday, man!

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Ah, BVT. Happy Birthday and may you never see little green men, but should you do so, just invite them to

Join the party

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yup, all the best man!
You rock!

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I feel your pain bro... Happy B-Day !

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Happy birthday! So are you celebrating like you always do, by going to the gay bath house and getting a happy ending massage from a wiry little japanese man in a nightgown?

Enjoy!

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kickycan wrote:

Happy birthday! So are you celebrating like you always do, by going to the gay bath house and getting a happy ending massage from a wiry little japanese man in a nightgown?

Enjoy!

This year I'm going for that bj from an old Italian woman with a mustache. Let me know when she's available after you take her out for Mother's Day. Razz

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This year I'm going for that bj from an old Italian woman with a mustache. Let me know when she's available after you take her out for Mother's Day.

THAT WAS SO GOOD I HADDA READ IT AGAIN

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blueveinedthrobber wrote:

kickycan wrote:
Happy birthday! So are you celebrating like you always do, by going to the gay bath house and getting a happy ending massage from a wiry little japanese man in a nightgown?

Enjoy!

This year I'm going for that bj from an old Italian woman with a mustache. Let me know when she's available after you take her out for Mother's Day.

Ooooh, the burn!!!

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Haha, that was a really good come-back line Laughing

Happy Birthday Mr. Throbber !

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Wouldn't you just know it. There's a Happy Birthday Throbber section right here in good old Farm Town, but I didn't make the connection in time.

Happy birthday, anyway.

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have a throbbing birthday!

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< Gus stands patiently in line, waiting for the old, toothless Italian woman >

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gustavratzenhofer wrote:

< Gus stands patiently in line, waiting for the old, toothless Italian woman >

Be careful of that rug burn.

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Life sure sucks, bvt.

Happy Birthday - and Happy Unbirthday for tomorrow.

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Happy, birthday.

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Tarah wrote:

Life sure sucks, bvt.

Happy Birthday - and Happy Unbirthday for tomorrow.

and not even a courtesy swallow Crying or Very sad

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Happy Birthday Sir was it mother's day on yer day of biirth?

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Tell you what, BVT. I'll give you a birthday smooch if you give me a Mother's Day hug. How 'bout it?

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