What if?

What would happen if you took a large garbage bag, filled it with marijuana smoke and then put the cat in it for 5 minutes?

Oh, wait. I have done that. Now if I can only remember who was more stoned.

Yes, yes, while masturbating the blood flow to the brain
is interrupted for several minutes, thus killing vital brain cells.

Nothing wrong with hot dogs. I prefer Hebrew National.

I think that a dog under the influence of habanero would, if positioned correctly, re-paint one's living room in the style of the Seventies.

My wonder if.........hmmm.

I wonder if sex would be as satisfying without Mace in one's eyes.

You just grab a tube of Bengay in the dark, thinking it's K-Y and you'll know everything your ever wanted to know about hot sex.

Here's a bucket of water on this silly fire: I had a roommate who worked for animal rescue in NYC. One day she came home with an emaciated pit bull named Leroy. His owner thought if he doused the dogs food with hot sauces it would make the dog tougher (he was rather meak for a pit), instead the dog would try to eat and throw up all the time. The dog actually developed some type of stomach ulcer. He weighed 35 lbs and a dog his size should have been twice that. It was so sad trying to get this dog to eat, food is usually a joy in dogs life, but this poor guy approached every offering with a look of fear and a cringe of the body. My roommate worked with him for over a year and she eventually fatten him up and found him a good home on Long Island. However, we kept in touch with the people and the dog never lost his mistrust of certain foods and would not eat them - one of those foods was hot dogs.

Calam-you made the fatal mistake of assuming that Slappy has brain cells!

I always wonder what if I actually catch one of the sock gnomes and put him in a cage, how much would he go for on Ebay?

I wonder if I'd be a virgin if they never invented roophies.

Whats a roophie?

Hmmm, methinks this is another one of those threads that properly belong in the Philosophy & Debate forum, right?

Hmmm, apply for your dream job as a moderater, and make that happen.

What if she blinked twice for yes? That would have been a magical night.

What if, instead of money, we could exchange goods and services for a sunset, a rainbow, or a shooting star?

Sing along with me folks: "Rocky mountain, rocky mountain, rocky mountain high..."

What if I had testicles?

What if you gave Viagra to a WIENER dog? He'd probably stand on his hind legs for an hour. If you pet him enough times, he'd start foaming at the mouth.

You know, like a big boner. Get it? Get it?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Time for my medicine.

It's a "magic" pill. You drop it in an unsuspecting girl's drink, and VOILA! She becomes a semi-vegetable.

What if a Jewish guy with an erection walked into a door? Oh, I know...he'd break his nose.

No, I think not. Been there, done that in a past life.

I was just idly talking aloud to myself. Didn't expect anyone to listen.