Bog-standard

Holey sheet! Darn it, I had great expectations that your output wood have been the best thing to come outta Wales since ambergris.

Please accept my deepest condolences on the loss that can never be repaired even with time. It sounds to me like the Stockholm syndrome and
life will not be the same for you I know… but why exactly should we care?

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Why thank you for your informative and well thought out reply. I must say it has massively influenced my feelings, its like Ramen giving you a free noodle with every packet purchased.

All's well that ends well.
Laughoutloud - You're a 'Needy' soul, endlessly... Enjoy.

The issue is resolved. Cheers.

Sir, your retort is floccinaucinihilipilification… unless you inveigle us with your promised ‘decent thread’ now that your impediment has been resolved. Iechyd da.

I'm Not Welsh - Just live here.
And you're immaturity is recognised and registered.

Good game! You win! bye bye.