MY FELLOW AMERICANS....

........."My fellow Americans of all colours and creeds, and other seekers of democracy (not including those of you from Terrorland), I speak to you today from Camp David, who is letting me borrow his house for a while.
Hey....wait a minute.....that word is spelt wrong"

"Which word is that, Sir?"

"That word colour, Condi. I thought these speech activated keyboards were inflammable!"

"The word is infallible, Sir . I think you have the English/English disc in at this time."

"Well put the American one in.....hell, the English dont know shoot about their own language"

"Yes Sir.......OK, it's in Sir....go ahead"

"Testing, testing.....color......tire.......alooominum.......potatoe.....yep, seems to be working....
....now, where was I......Oh yeah, ....from Camp David. It has come to my notice that there is an election going on for President of A2K, and I am appalled at what I see.
America has been a leading light in the fight for democracy around the world, and other places.
We are held as a beacon for fair play, clean campaigning and freedom of speech, so what I have seen has appalled me"

"You've said appalled twice, Sir"

"I know, but it's the new big word I've learnt with Miss Standon, my reading and writting Tutor...
...I promised I'd use it three times today..........appalled me....there y'go.

There is one party that seems to think that Beauty is all that is required for political success. This is wrong ! I didnt get where I am today, just by my looks alone......it takes brains, people.
There are other parties that seem to contain a lot of foreign non nationals of an overseas variety, so I would say that they are not to be trusted.
The only party that seems to have a handle on things is the GKE party, which has a fine upstanding man of the soil as their leader, a slick, well hung Noo York smoking guy as their enforcer and a gentleman with Aristocrasisatory connections of the English kind as their overseas/fiscal collectory director.
Shoot....what more can you ask for! Added to this, I can personally vouch for Spanky, as I know him to be a man of integrity, honor and a really good singer. He is the finest man to have ever given me private Campaign money.
I am now putting my considerable influence, integrity, intelligence and charisma behind the GKE party and send them my best wishes for the forthcoming election.

I now ask you to stand.......(how do I get the national Anthem on this thing, Condi?)"

" Press the button next to the one that has your favorite tunes, Sir"

"Oh yeah.....I now ask you to stand........

And slowly scroll down........

As I ask you to join in with..........

Our National Anthem....(this button here?)......<click>"




"Flintstones, meet the Flintstones,


They're the modern stone age family.... ("wrong one, Sir")


From the, town of Bedrock.............. ( "thats my favourite tune Condi, leave it be")


They're a page right out of history........ ( "here comes the yabadabadoo bit, Condi")


One day, maybe Fred will win the fight....... ( "That comes a bit later, Sir" )


Then that, cat will stay out for the night...... ( "Tell me when, Condi")


When you're, with the Flintstones....... ( "next line, Sir")


You'll have a Yabadabadoo time........... ( whoooooeeeee)


A dabadoo time............


You'll have a gay old time....." ( "did he say Gay, Condi?") (Yes, Sir") (Erase the goddamn tape).


Supporterisational messages may be left below.



God bless America and the GKE Party.