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I traveled to the Boston A2K gathering.... left appalled.

 
 
Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 04:50 pm
I had some spare time on my hands, so I decided to travel to Boston and meet some of the gang. I knew Dag and littlek would be there, as well as Region, Jespah, the mighty Quinn, George, and others. I hope no one in attendance whose name I didn't mention will take offense by the omission, but I am still a bit traumatized by the events which unfolded and you will have to understand the oversight.

I walked into the bar and saw the group at the back table. I started walking toward the table, but stopped when I realized there was a stranger in the crowd. I wondered who he was as I ducked behind a convenient fern and peered through the foliage, undetected by the crowd.

After a few minutes I surmised the gentleman's name was Bob. I should'nt really say gentleman because of the way he was behaving. Drunk and obnoxious. Cracking lewd jokes and ogling and groping the womenfolk.

I was appalled. I was just about to dart out from behind the fern when an attractive young lady whisked by and as she was walking by the A2K table Bob stuck his cup under the startled woman's breast and said in a loud voice, "PUT A LITTLE CREAM IN HERE, HONEY"


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I was stunned by his behavior. But even worse was the behavior of littlek and Dag. They started hooting and hollering and slapping Bob on the back.

I thought I knew those ladies better than that. I thought they were decent folk. I was wrong. I raced from the bar, tears in my eyes, and headed back to the swamp. Back where people care about others.... back to the real world.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 06:03 pm
no gus. you got that wrong.
we were hooting and hollering alright, but it wasn't because of bob's remarks to the waitress. there was this firn in not too far a distance and it was quivering. i could swear i saw a pair of evil eyes with a red light in them staring at me. we were terrified. we hid behind bob, and hollered for help. i think it was when he stood up menacingly that this weird guy in overalls, a pitchfork, and horse manure on his shoes leapt out from behind the firn and took to running. what a relief. bob was such a heroe!
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colorbook
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 06:10 pm
Gus came as Bob (incognito) he shaved his beard so you wouldn't recognize him.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 06:11 pm
He IS rather infernal, Gus, isn't he, dagglepuss?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 06:17 pm
but now it's all explained, misunderstanding cleared. say, gus, how do you like love and beauty? perhaps you'd like to join our Love and Beauty Party for the upcoming a2k election?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 11:19 pm
I'm not familiar with the election. I'll have to dig around a bit to find it. But if Kickycan and Lord Elpus are on the platform, hell yeah..... count me in.
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