I had some spare time on my hands, so I decided to travel to Boston and meet some of the gang. I knew Dag and littlek would be there, as well as Region, Jespah, the mighty Quinn, George, and others. I hope no one in attendance whose name I didn't mention will take offense by the omission, but I am still a bit traumatized by the events which unfolded and you will have to understand the oversight.
I walked into the bar and saw the group at the back table. I started walking toward the table, but stopped when I realized there was a stranger in the crowd. I wondered who he was as I ducked behind a convenient fern and peered through the foliage, undetected by the crowd.
After a few minutes I surmised the gentleman's name was Bob. I should'nt really say gentleman because of the way he was behaving. Drunk and obnoxious. Cracking lewd jokes and ogling and groping the womenfolk.
I was appalled. I was just about to dart out from behind the fern when an attractive young lady whisked by and as she was walking by the A2K table Bob stuck his cup under the startled woman's breast and said in a loud voice, "PUT A LITTLE CREAM IN HERE, HONEY"
I was stunned by his behavior. But even worse was the behavior of littlek and Dag. They started hooting and hollering and slapping Bob on the back.
I thought I knew those ladies better than that. I thought they were decent folk. I was wrong. I raced from the bar, tears in my eyes, and headed back to the swamp. Back where people care about others.... back to the real world.