Er,,,wash...soap....hang on there.I said deodorant..not actual washing.
Bella it probably wasnt antiperspirant.
Your all so clever with your knowledge of bathroom products!!!
Wow, I never realized this qualified as an emergency! You guys must be much stinkier than I am. <LOL>
I only need deodorant/antiperspirant if I'm going to be outdoors in the summer. Never have needed it. Dry skin, slow metabolism... Mr. Eva, on the other hand, needs two showers a day & deodorant twice a day, too.
Isn't it strange how some people are just naturally cleaner than others? Mr. Eva has a friend who is an auto mechanic, and I've rarely ever seen him with so much as dirty fingernails. Even when he crawls out from under a car, he looks like he just showered. It really isn't fair.
Maybe he is installing a small shower under each car.
I know how you feel... i did that once... and it got worse and worse ... as soon as i remembered i wasnt wearing it i started sweating
And i was paranoid all day!!
Ive remembered to put some on today but last evening I was a tad tacky.
When I looked at this thread yesterday, I thought "Deodorant, what a marvellous invention". The modern world never ceases to amaze me.
Ever willing to try out these new fangled things, I decided to purchase some today, and popped into the Gentlemans Boutique off Bond Street, called "Camp it up" ( I've no idea why....they dont sell camping equipment at all).
I purchased a can of deodorant called "Macho", made by a company called The Village People (sounds quite quant and old fashioned....suits me to a tee).
After my morning workout at the Jane Fonda Gym ( we all jump around yelling anti war slogans....very exhilerating), I liberally doused myself with Macho and went for a stroll around town.
I am never using deodorant again. I have been accosted twice in broad daylight, and once in semi darkness when I was lured into some toilets near Paddington Station.
I now have the telephone numbers of several businessmen, and a free entrance ticket thrust upon me, to somewhere called the Cucumber Club.
I cannot now wait to get home and wash off the ghastly stuff.
I shall be sticking to Old Spice in future.
Old Spice - the creators of Soap on a Rope. Who else would you want to trust?
I'm wondering what "Macho" would smell like if I wore it. Hmmmm........
Stale beer, Eva. Stale beer.
And Sweat. Don't forget the Sweat.
I've decided that was a Bad Idea. I'd either attract only gay men, or other women.
The Prince will most likely read this thread soon, though. And I'll bet he can find that store from my lord's description. I hope they have plenty in stock. :wink:
Oh My God I've been sitting here all day and yu guys just jogged my memory.
Horror of horrors I forgot to wipe my ass.
Suggestions?
