Galactically stupid school students protest against climate change

As a Roads Scholar holding a Doctorate in Frenzied Loonacy from the Sorbonne, your words demand attention.

I hope you will permit me - and this is presumptuous, I understand - to add some small contribution to your more than excellent treatise.

As we speak, Jewish Deep State agents are conspiring to kidnap Frank Luntz and all of his family members out to fifth cousins. You will be aghast at the reasons why.

The Luntz family, as is known, are genetically remarkable. Their eyes are the most perfect blue of any genetic line anywhere on Earth. For some (that is, for those Jews mentioned just above) such eye color MUST be eradicated. We all know why. But just murdering those beautiful blonde innocents is not enough. The scheme is far, far worse than that. If there are children in the room as you read this, ask them to leave now.

We don't have the convenience of time on our side here. So I must be plain and utterly direct. Everything I'm about to reveal is backed by the most thorough scientific research and has been proven incontrovertibly true.

1) The Goldstein Billiard Supply company, the world's largest and most profitable producer of billiard chalk, has its slimy fingers creeping throughout the Deep State like an institutional prostate exam with sharp dirty fingernails. This is well documented.

2) This documentation also clearly and frighteningly reveals that the captured Luntz family members will have their eyeballs ripped out of their skulls, the beautiful blue irises will be sliced off, then dried, then sold as billiard chalk cubes.

2) And memos explain why this vile, vile Deep State plan is in place. Quoting Emma Goldstein, "Until the end of time, which is, like you know, really big, these Lunz people are going to be kissing other people's balls"