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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2005 06:49 pm
Sadly, it has been over a year since anyone has taken advantage of my wisdom.

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=20729&start=0

I am still omnipotent, but it is going to waste.

Come, ask me your questions, and recieve my answers. They are yours for the take, I ask nothing in return. Er... I seldom as anything in return!

(Start out easy, and then once I'm warmed up you can ask hard questions)
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squinney
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2005 07:06 pm
What should I do with my life?
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SCoates
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2005 07:07 pm
Keep her in the kitchen. If there's no cleaning to be done she should be cooking (or vise versa).
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2005 07:08 pm
Who's responsible?
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SCoates
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2005 07:10 pm
I've always considered you a pretty responsible guy.
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SCoates
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2005 07:12 pm
edgarblythe wrote:
Who's responsible?


Sadly, the answer is completely different than who is at fault, thanks to the ridiculous traffic laws in my state. (My defense was, if blind kids aren't smart enough to stay out of the road, they take what they get.)
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2005 07:22 pm
I watched an entire episode of M*A*S*H waiting for Hawkeye to get the answer and nobody really gave it to him straight. Thanks, SCoates.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2005 07:35 pm
My wife has taken to calling out her girlfriends name when we make love. I find this strangely exciting. Is there something wrong with me?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2005 09:12 pm
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
My wife has taken to calling out her girlfriends name when we make love. I find this strangely exciting. Is there something wrong with me?

I think we all know the answer to this one....
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smog
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2005 09:40 pm
Why should I ask SCoates?
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2005 10:19 pm
This glass. Is it half-full or half-empty?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2005 11:30 pm
What is the thing that is appearing at the bottom of your Avater?
Is it what I think it is? If so, are you related to Donkeyboy?
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SCoates
 
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Reply Thu 14 Apr, 2005 12:07 am
smog wrote:
Why should I ask SCoates?


You know when you don't want to take the time to brush your teeth before you go to bed, so you just eat some toothpaste to get the smell on your breath, so your wife THINKS you brushed your teeth?

The answer to your question... because this is America, and we can do anything we feel like.
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SCoates
 
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Reply Thu 14 Apr, 2005 12:09 am
Mr Stillwater wrote:
This glass. Is it half-full or half-empty?


That's actually a rare convex glass, and the water is in the only position technically not in the glass at all.

(Or is that coffee? I come from mississppi, where the water's just as brown.)
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SCoates
 
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Reply Thu 14 Apr, 2005 12:13 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
What is the thing that is appearing at the bottom of your Avater?
Is it what I think it is? If so, are you related to Donkeyboy?


In reverse order: N/A, no, hands. I'm a cheerful little Pokemon, and those are the tips of my flippers.
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