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Wed 13 Apr, 2005 06:43 pm
Well, it's time for my annual offering. To be more serviceable to my fellow man, I offer FREE (free) apologies or congratulations. If someone has wronged you I will take responsibility. If you have been overlooked I will acknowledge you.
Simply tell me what you want me to apologize for, or what you need to be congratulated on, and I will spring to action.
(Just a side note, I just barely remembered this topic from last year, and I checked to see how long ago it had been, and it has been one year to the day! What a coincidence. Surely a sign that you fellow A2Kers are in need of my services.)
How 'bout confessions? Can you take confessions, too?
I also offer compliments and take confessions. Confessions will be new, but I forgot I had expanded to compliments last year.
If you need some examples, see here:
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=22790&start=0
I actually have come to hate my housemate - I don't use the word 'hate' very often.
<raises hand and gestures ferociously>
Here, here! I can take confessions squinney. I also can give you absolution afterwards, should you be inclinded to.
That's nice.
(Sorry, I don't offer condolences until next year, but I will apologize for anything on behalf of your housemate.)
That's what I wanted - an apology.....
SCpates, you're so adorable!
Oh, and the confessions weren't for me like to confess something, 'cause I'm Methodist, and we don't do that. I was just hoping to hear some really juicy stuff if any Catholics stop by.
I'll still take some of that Absolute you're offerin' though, Calamity Jane.
littlek wrote:That's what I wanted - an apology.....
I'm sorry for your housemate.
CalamityJane wrote:<raises hand and gestures ferociously>
Here, here! I can take confessions squinney. I also can give you absolution afterwards, should you be inclinded to.
Congratulations on ruining my thread.
SCoates wrote:littlek wrote:That's what I wanted - an apology.....
I'm sorry for your housemate.
Damn, that didn't help at all. Thanks anyway.
Congratulations on your potty mouth.
You'll have to slip it to me under the pew. Scoates is wicked keen this evening.
My legitimate thread has become a cover for all sorts of illegal traffic.
And what's with Calamity's emoticon of me kissing her?
Squinney, I have to go, and probably won't be back 'til tomorrow. Can i trust you to keep things up and running around here?
Just do all the big important things you saw me do.
(clears throat, places both feet flat on floor, straightens posture and crosses hands on lap)
Sorry. Go ahead.
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