It'a A Nice Day So....

An economy sized tub of vasoline, 4 boxes of tissues and the new Playboy.

Thanks, bud.

Could you pick me up a copy of "What's Eating Gilbert Grape"?

And something to erase Slappy's response from my memory bank?

I wish I'd seen this early, I would have asked you to stop by the garden center and pick up some pansies and petunias. I need to plant up my front planters. Darn, I'll have to go myself.

hmmmm, pansies or vasoline, which will he pick?????

Can ya get me a sleeping pill and an excuse not to go to the all-day family do tomorrow?

I would like the woman of my dreams, please. Also a new life without a job that sucks. Oh yeah, and a whole bunch of new friends that don't have to be dragged kicking and screaming to anyplace that might actually be fun...and a pack of gum. Thanks.

I'll take the latest issue of Sheepboy.

Some cold medicine please...... and maybe a vaporizer.....