I opened my checking account balance online (three days ago) to find a $20,837 deposit! Now, I don't typically get $20,837 deposits. I thought this was a bit unusual. It is an error. I called the bank. They can't figure out where this money came from, or why I have it. I just keep looking at it and thinking about what I would buy with all of that money. A new car? Naww...just got one of those last summer. Pay off my student loans? Naww....that sounds boring. I want to do something fun! I need a new pair of tennis shoes. I think I'll get those...but I will still have roughly $20, 750 left.
Do you need anything? I'm pretty new here...I need friends.

What could I buy you?